The Danes Legacy- 1.1
Heyyy, so if you haven't read my rant over at sim_rants, allow me to sum it up for you:
"WWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!"
So, here is my new legacy, that will hopefully continue for the full ten generations.
So, Um. Yeah. This is Sarah Danes. She lives in Unborkable Town. BECAUSE SHE WILL NOT BE GLITCHED. NO SIREE.
STATS:
S/N: 5
S/O: 1
L/A: 8
S/P: 8
G/N: 3
Aspiration: Knowledge
LTW: Become a Mad Scientist
Turn Ons: Cleaning, Hard Worker
Turn Off: Hats
Sarah gets an actual house, unlike her predecessor, Anna. If you can call this a house...
I'll be surprised if she can even move around!
But I do like the reading nook she's got goin' on.
Which she takes advantage of immediately.
Oh, Sarah. You are going to be a fabulous knowledge sim. Because, of course, romance novels hold a plethora of information.
Oh, hey! It's Alternate-Universe Phil! HOW YOU DOIN WITH YOUR WEIRD EYES?
I wonder how him and Sarah will get on...
Not very well, apparently. They just stared at each other for like, a sim!hour.
But then Sarah breaks the ice!
Sarah: Uhm... So, I like you youkindakindamaybe *has 1 outgoing point*
Alternate-Universe Phil: Nyeeeehhh, get ouuut I have to peeeeee
AUP: Stop eating and get out of your house so I can pee! D:
Oh, hey! Welcome wagon! A reason to get away from this whiny, Phil-esque dude!
So, there's this chick
And this girl...
And an adorably sad guy in a furry vest.
Sarah: That girl ALL THE WAY OVER THERE is blocking the door! D:
This is where I fall in love with this guy. :3 Seriously, if you're a sim and do something cute and autonomous, I will love you.
His name is Luc.
Luc: EGADS! Behind you! A glitch!
Sarah: D: I don't wanna die!
SPLOOSH
Sarah: OH YOU SLY DOG, YOU~
I now present: The Waterballoon Stand-Off
Luc throws the red balloon...
Sarah with the yellow...
An artful dodge by Luc...
Ah, but Sarah goes flying backwards with the... um... force of the water.
She gets it on her second try, though.
Sarah: Yes, water! Miss me and soak this random lady!
PREPARE FOR A DATE MONTAGE
Luc: Yes, Sarah's rack, I am a very important business man.
Sarah: flirtflirtflirt
Luc: I'm... flattered? Or.. Something?
Meanwhile.... Yeah. Alternate-Universe Phil is still there. Livin' it up by that toilet he loves.
Luc: D: HUGGGGG
I'm trying to get though the first chapter-type thing, as there isn't too much variety in the commentary, I've found. SO I was overjoyed when Luc took some initiative and started sucking some face.
Sarah: So, this guy, all he does is stand near my toilet! I think he's some kind of pervert.
Luc: Ahe-heh-heh-heh
Um, let's get a close-up on that face.
Luc: AHE-HEH-HEH-HEH
Yes, Luc. That is indeed what you are doing.
CRUSH x2!
Ooh, slowdancing in the rain. I'm not sure if this is a bad sign or romantic.
... D: NIGHTMARES. That face gives me NIGHTMARES.
I went to invite Luc in, and HE IS STILL. THERE.
Luc is smart, too! :D
Luc: Ahhahaha... I think my spine just cracked.
Sarah then invites him to eat... Um... Together?
Well, at least the food isn't fuming.
What goes better after a hearty meal, than WooHoo? Not much, I say.
Also, I choose a dreadful spot to express my hatred of censors.
Luc and Sarah: MUAHMUAHMUAH
BFFS.
Then I decide that it's time for Luc should leave.
Because it's time Sarah finds a job. She gets one in the gaming career. Not in her career track, but it's money.
Nothing like peeing two feet from your stove.
O hai Luc, i c u there
We end this, first of (hopefully) many updates, with a classy crotch-shot.
Warnings 'n' such: Um, censored sim!nudity... maybe some swearing...40+ pictures