Been a long time / since I left you...
...without a dope beat to step to (R.I.P.)
I don't have any new dope beats. But I do have this dope survey.
[reposted from Myspace...wamp wamp]
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Always closed. If I sleep at your place, I will close your closet door too. Don't think I won't.
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
I guess I have some. But no, I can't remember ever doing that.
3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Not tucked in. It makes my toes feel strange. But then I don't usually have sheet on my own bed.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Yes. A stop sign.
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
Immensely.
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
I really only use coupons for pizza, and they never ask for them anyway. So I'm on board with Adam Z: coupons are d u m b.
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
A bear I guess. God. That's a shitty question to think about. I once ran over a bee hive/colony(?) in the ground because my sister had just run over it and I couldn't lose, could I? I was stung something like 15 or 20 times. My sister layed me on a bean bag with ice all over me. That sucked. Bears.
8. Do you have freckles?
I don't think so.
9. Do you always smile for pictures?
Not for sexy pictures.
10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Biggest, I don't know. I thought about this once and came up with a really complicated answer. I'll just say slow drivers, and leave you to wonder.
11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
I don't walk; I sidle.
12. Have you ever peed in the woods?
More times than I can count.
13. What about pooped in the woods?
I suppose I have, yes.
14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Am I ever NOT dancing?
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Gross. No. Though that would be another pet peeve: if someone else chewed on MY pen.
16. How many people have you slept with this week?
Roughly zero. But this is just an estimate. (Pet peeve #3: use of the word "guesstimate" and, for that matter, "supposably".)
17. What size is your bed?
King.
18. What is your Song of the week?
"TBTF" by Kevin Drew.
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
If he's not a chochy tool about it. I have some pink shirts. They look good.
20. Do you still watch cartoons?
Hmmm...yeah, lots.
21. Whats your least favorite movie?
Just saw Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and that blew blew sucked sucked. But least favorite? The Avengers (Uma Thurman) is up there. Gah, and The Jerk with Steve Martin. Why does everyone love that stupid, stupid movie?
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
In my mom's garden. Friends and I buried a time capsule once, and when we went back two years later, we could not uncover it. So I probably wouldn't bury a hidden treasure if I ever wanted to find it again.
23. What do you drink with dinner?
Ideally, milk or wine. In actuality, usually soda or water.
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
BBQ or honey mustard
25. What is your favorite food?
Steak.
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Waking Life, American Beauty, Flight of Dragons, Best in Show and Waiting for Guffman.
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Bob.
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
I think I was a Webelo for a short time, but I'm not sure how legitimate that was.
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
No.
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I wrote a letter to my dad two weeks ago, but I never intend to send it.
31. Can you change the oil on a car?
It's been a loooong time, but I could probably manage. Why would I do that?
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
A few.
33. Ran out of gas?
Once, in the pouring rain. It was Ryan Orcutt's fault.
34. Favorite kind of sandwich?
This is worse than favorite band. I love me some sammies. Peanut butter aside, I like deli roast beef and/or smoked turkey on sour dough with romaine and/or spinach, a sharp cheese and spicy mustard.
35 Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Ham n' cheese n' broccoli omelet with apple juice.
36. What is your usual bedtime?
I have trouble going to be before 1 a.m.
37. Are you lazy?
I do a lot of stuff, but I that, deep down, yeah, I'm lazy.
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
I don't really remember. I never liked the dress-up part of Halloween much.
40. How many languages can you speak?
Just English. I'm a lazy American. I would like to speak Spanish.
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Only Esquire, Entertainment Weekly and Harper's. There are about ten others that I read on a semi-regular basis.
42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Definitely Legos.
43. Are you stubborn?
Yeah, but not usually just for the sake of being stubborn or having my way.
44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Conan.
45. Ever watch soap operas?
Only when I'm standing outside your window...
46. Afraid of heights?
Not especially. I actually kind of enjoy heights.
47. Sing in the car?
Way too loud.
48. Dance in the shower?
Do people do this? Really?
49. Dance in the car?
I shake it a little. Today, Kim and I were dancing in the car and when we crossed the intersection I started pantomiming and pointing at other drivers, singing to them.
50. Ever used a gun?
I've never used a gun in my life, though I'm pretty sure every kid I grew up with owns or has owned their own gun. Does paintball count? It had a silencer.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Drivers license count?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Nah, they can be fun.
53. Is Christmas stressful?
Yeah. It can be nice, but I'm always glad when it's over.
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
A few times, but I don't have vivid memories.
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
My mom's homemade apple pie.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Comic book artist.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
I don't not believe in ghosts.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Sure.
59. Take a vitamin daily?
No, but I should.
60. Wear slippers?
I have furry slippers.
61. Wear a bath robe?
No.
62. What do you wear to bed?
Usually nothing.
63. First concert?
When Something Fails and Invividly.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Target.
65. Nike or Adidas?
No preference.
66.Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheetos. Crunchy.
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Peanuts, I guess.
68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
No.
69. Ever take dance lessons?
Nope.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
I don't know. What's a good career track in Massachusetts? (I've been to Jersey; I'm not living in Jersey.)
71. Can you curl your tongue?
No. It's embarrassing.
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
Fourth grade. My roommate, Kim, is a spelling bee champion.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
No.
74. Own any record albums?
Yeah, a small stack. Mostly older, typical stuff like Dylan and Billie Holiday.
75. Own a record player?
Yup.
76. Regularly burn incense?
If needed... More Kim's thing.
77. Ever been in love?
Questionable. But, yeah, I think once.
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
Wilco, Tool and Portishead. Not together.
79. What was the last concert you saw?
Big one, Tegan & Sara. Local, I think it was The Upskirts.
80.Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot tea. I like white peony with a little honey.
81.Tea or coffee?
Both.
82. Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Sugar.
83.Can you swim well?
I'm decent. I know a few strokes, and I think I have okay form, so yeah.
84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Of course.
85. Are you patient?
Not really.
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
DJ, if I have to choose one.
87.Ever won a contest?
Like a drawing? Or in the broader sense? I don't think I've won a prize or anything, but I've won athletic contests, a spelling bee, and tests of will. Next time you see me, let's have a test of wills. It's a neat game.
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
No.
89. Which are better black or green olives?
Green.
90.Can you knit or crochet?
Neither.
91. Best room for a fireplace?
This is a really ridiculous, useless question.
92. Do you want to get married?
I don't know. Probably not. Maybe for political reasons. Haha. But I do want to be allowed to get married or have a union.
93. If married, how long have you been married?
N/A.
94. Who was your HS crush?
This is a long, long conversation.
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Nah, waste of time.
96. Do you have kids?
I have a kitty, with Kim. Her name is Larry Kramer.
97. Do you want kids?
No, but I'm excited to have kids around from family and friends.
98. Whats your favorite color?
Blue.
99. Do you miss anyone right now?
I suppose I miss my siblings since I haven't seen them in a while. I also miss my NY friends and Mando Commando.
100. Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?
No. I don't watch TV. But did anyone watch that? Why would anyone watch that? And why was that the final question? I feel cheated.
I don't have any new dope beats. But I do have this dope survey.
[reposted from Myspace...wamp wamp]
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Always closed. If I sleep at your place, I will close your closet door too. Don't think I won't.
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
I guess I have some. But no, I can't remember ever doing that.
3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Not tucked in. It makes my toes feel strange. But then I don't usually have sheet on my own bed.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Yes. A stop sign.
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
Immensely.
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
I really only use coupons for pizza, and they never ask for them anyway. So I'm on board with Adam Z: coupons are d u m b.
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
A bear I guess. God. That's a shitty question to think about. I once ran over a bee hive/colony(?) in the ground because my sister had just run over it and I couldn't lose, could I? I was stung something like 15 or 20 times. My sister layed me on a bean bag with ice all over me. That sucked. Bears.
8. Do you have freckles?
I don't think so.
9. Do you always smile for pictures?
Not for sexy pictures.
10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Biggest, I don't know. I thought about this once and came up with a really complicated answer. I'll just say slow drivers, and leave you to wonder.
11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
I don't walk; I sidle.
12. Have you ever peed in the woods?
More times than I can count.
13. What about pooped in the woods?
I suppose I have, yes.
14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Am I ever NOT dancing?
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Gross. No. Though that would be another pet peeve: if someone else chewed on MY pen.
16. How many people have you slept with this week?
Roughly zero. But this is just an estimate. (Pet peeve #3: use of the word "guesstimate" and, for that matter, "supposably".)
17. What size is your bed?
King.
18. What is your Song of the week?
"TBTF" by Kevin Drew.
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
If he's not a chochy tool about it. I have some pink shirts. They look good.
20. Do you still watch cartoons?
Hmmm...yeah, lots.
21. Whats your least favorite movie?
Just saw Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and that blew blew sucked sucked. But least favorite? The Avengers (Uma Thurman) is up there. Gah, and The Jerk with Steve Martin. Why does everyone love that stupid, stupid movie?
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
In my mom's garden. Friends and I buried a time capsule once, and when we went back two years later, we could not uncover it. So I probably wouldn't bury a hidden treasure if I ever wanted to find it again.
23. What do you drink with dinner?
Ideally, milk or wine. In actuality, usually soda or water.
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
BBQ or honey mustard
25. What is your favorite food?
Steak.
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Waking Life, American Beauty, Flight of Dragons, Best in Show and Waiting for Guffman.
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Bob.
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
I think I was a Webelo for a short time, but I'm not sure how legitimate that was.
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
No.
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I wrote a letter to my dad two weeks ago, but I never intend to send it.
31. Can you change the oil on a car?
It's been a loooong time, but I could probably manage. Why would I do that?
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
A few.
33. Ran out of gas?
Once, in the pouring rain. It was Ryan Orcutt's fault.
34. Favorite kind of sandwich?
This is worse than favorite band. I love me some sammies. Peanut butter aside, I like deli roast beef and/or smoked turkey on sour dough with romaine and/or spinach, a sharp cheese and spicy mustard.
35 Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Ham n' cheese n' broccoli omelet with apple juice.
36. What is your usual bedtime?
I have trouble going to be before 1 a.m.
37. Are you lazy?
I do a lot of stuff, but I that, deep down, yeah, I'm lazy.
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
I don't really remember. I never liked the dress-up part of Halloween much.
40. How many languages can you speak?
Just English. I'm a lazy American. I would like to speak Spanish.
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Only Esquire, Entertainment Weekly and Harper's. There are about ten others that I read on a semi-regular basis.
42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Definitely Legos.
43. Are you stubborn?
Yeah, but not usually just for the sake of being stubborn or having my way.
44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Conan.
45. Ever watch soap operas?
Only when I'm standing outside your window...
46. Afraid of heights?
Not especially. I actually kind of enjoy heights.
47. Sing in the car?
Way too loud.
48. Dance in the shower?
Do people do this? Really?
49. Dance in the car?
I shake it a little. Today, Kim and I were dancing in the car and when we crossed the intersection I started pantomiming and pointing at other drivers, singing to them.
50. Ever used a gun?
I've never used a gun in my life, though I'm pretty sure every kid I grew up with owns or has owned their own gun. Does paintball count? It had a silencer.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Drivers license count?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Nah, they can be fun.
53. Is Christmas stressful?
Yeah. It can be nice, but I'm always glad when it's over.
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
A few times, but I don't have vivid memories.
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
My mom's homemade apple pie.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Comic book artist.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
I don't not believe in ghosts.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Sure.
59. Take a vitamin daily?
No, but I should.
60. Wear slippers?
I have furry slippers.
61. Wear a bath robe?
No.
62. What do you wear to bed?
Usually nothing.
63. First concert?
When Something Fails and Invividly.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Target.
65. Nike or Adidas?
No preference.
66.Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheetos. Crunchy.
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Peanuts, I guess.
68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
No.
69. Ever take dance lessons?
Nope.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
I don't know. What's a good career track in Massachusetts? (I've been to Jersey; I'm not living in Jersey.)
71. Can you curl your tongue?
No. It's embarrassing.
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
Fourth grade. My roommate, Kim, is a spelling bee champion.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
No.
74. Own any record albums?
Yeah, a small stack. Mostly older, typical stuff like Dylan and Billie Holiday.
75. Own a record player?
Yup.
76. Regularly burn incense?
If needed... More Kim's thing.
77. Ever been in love?
Questionable. But, yeah, I think once.
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
Wilco, Tool and Portishead. Not together.
79. What was the last concert you saw?
Big one, Tegan & Sara. Local, I think it was The Upskirts.
80.Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot tea. I like white peony with a little honey.
81.Tea or coffee?
Both.
82. Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Sugar.
83.Can you swim well?
I'm decent. I know a few strokes, and I think I have okay form, so yeah.
84.Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Of course.
85. Are you patient?
Not really.
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
DJ, if I have to choose one.
87.Ever won a contest?
Like a drawing? Or in the broader sense? I don't think I've won a prize or anything, but I've won athletic contests, a spelling bee, and tests of will. Next time you see me, let's have a test of wills. It's a neat game.
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
No.
89. Which are better black or green olives?
Green.
90.Can you knit or crochet?
Neither.
91. Best room for a fireplace?
This is a really ridiculous, useless question.
92. Do you want to get married?
I don't know. Probably not. Maybe for political reasons. Haha. But I do want to be allowed to get married or have a union.
93. If married, how long have you been married?
N/A.
94. Who was your HS crush?
This is a long, long conversation.
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Nah, waste of time.
96. Do you have kids?
I have a kitty, with Kim. Her name is Larry Kramer.
97. Do you want kids?
No, but I'm excited to have kids around from family and friends.
98. Whats your favorite color?
Blue.
99. Do you miss anyone right now?
I suppose I miss my siblings since I haven't seen them in a while. I also miss my NY friends and Mando Commando.
100. Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?
No. I don't watch TV. But did anyone watch that? Why would anyone watch that? And why was that the final question? I feel cheated.