I love 5:45am.

[muchikins]

Me: Can you maybe play a game that doesn't suck?
Jack: Can I finish what I'm doing?
Me: HmmmmmmmnNo.
Jack: I think you mean 'nein', Fuhrer.
Gavin: FURSECUTION.
Me: MURRSECUTION.
Jack: =chokes on tea=
Me: There's a reason 'murder' starts with MURR.
Jack: Oh god I imagined Horatio from CSI doing that. "There's a reason murder," and he takes off his glasses, "Starts with MURR."
Gavin: And then he licks the body.
Me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!