And we bring you New Year's Eve crack
A/N: Meta/ooc goodness. Ish. Chase is broken_circles; Ginny is lilginnygirl, Isabel is their daughter. Reid is letsdropin, Caleb is theirgoldenboy. Dee is ihasataser. Tyler is their_babyboy. Vicki is blindinthe_dark. Just from the cast, can you see how much crack?
Lee!mun: although Lee thinks he would really enjoy acting against somebody with that range as a stage/screen partner. That is a compliment; it's also making him feel a bit .. odd? something.
It's apparently extremely frustrating to act against Mason, at times.
Chase!mun: .... dude.
Chase should guest star.
Lee!mun: *snorts* Corpse of the week?
Chase!mun: Or bad guy of the week. Or bad guy's mook of the week. Or red herring of the week.
Lee!mun: that is such a bad idea. *giggles*
Chase!mun: Chase would probably do well. And ... um. Is kind of tempted to try to make Mason doubt his sexuality.
Lee!mun: except we could probably come up with an episode story where, heh, baddie of the week gets a hold of James Taylor Grant and Raymond Dark needs to go rescue him... giving them a couple of nice long scenes.
Chase!mun: But then he thought, maybe that would make trouble for Lee, so he won't.
Lee!mun: *nosewrinkle * Mason's older. It'd be messy
Chase!mun: .... ohhhhh hman, though.
If Chase did play the baddie of the week, and kidnapped James Taylor Grant blah blah blah.
And they get a couple nice long scenes, and ... being who they are?
And fandom being what it is?
Fandom would go NUTS.
Lee!mun: *giggles so much*
Chase!mun: And there would be all kinds of Foe-yay and demands to bring Chase's character back.
(Now Chase is facepalming.)
And slashfic.
So much slashfic.
Ginny: ... Ohhhh... *evil eyegleam *
Lee!mun: Lee wrinkled his nose and pointed out that, um, Raymond sometimes drink/kills the baddies.
Chase: I like kill. Kill has a permanent sound to it.
Lee!mun: *amused* Isabel's wondering if they'll let her watch that episode. One day.
Lee: Are you sure you want his mouth in the vicinity of your neck?
Chase!mun: Ginny's thinking of writing some fanfic, herself.
Isabel: ..... !!!!
Reid: *convulsing in laughter*
Chase: Depends. How much do you want him uncomfortable with guy on guy sexuality?
Caleb: *forehead propped on his hand*
Ginny: *to Reid* Oh, come on. It'd be hot. *grinning* I'd have to write fanfic. Especially since I'm privy to about half the intimate details.
Lee: ... your disgust threshold is definitely more difficult to reach than mine.
Chase: !!!!
Chase: *to Lee* Pretty much, yeah.
Lee!mun: dammit, my head exploded. *giggles so much*
Chase!mun: ((This needs to go on their journals. Then on dear_mun.))
Isabel: *giggly* MOM!
Lee!mun: ((I couldn't begin to know which journal of all of theirs!))
Chase!mun: ((Lee's. So he can facepalm.))
Isabel: *eyeroll* I know that. And not just them. But it's... *giggles* Not exactly what I do want to know about dad in detail. *kisses her mom's cheek, then goes to hug her daddy, too*
Chase: *hugs her protectively, mock-glaring at Ginny. and pouting*
Ginny: *placid and calm and grinning, hugs her daughter and kisses her cheek back* Well, don't read, then. I'll clearly mark them so you know which ones not to read.
Chase: *groans, facepalms* This was a bad idea.
Isabel: You might. Those who read it and liked it might not be quite that careful.
Dee: Can I join in the fanfic writing? 'cause that is hot.
Reid: *bursts out laughing again*
Dee: What? *grins*
Ginny: *chuckles* All right. Maybe it is a bad idea. Or maybe.. *eyes Chase, amused* They can tone it down enough not to excite certain viewing contingents.
Dee: Even if James Taylor Grant sounds like an American president. *nosewrinkle* You can call him Jimmy! And you can be all swoopy and ... hm. You could be like that... *eyes Vicki warily* Guy in Blood Ties.
Chase: You're putting way too much thought into this.
Vicki: *facepalms*
Reid: C'mon. The only way they can not interact at intensity level enough for that excitement would be if they're not on camera together.
Ginny: *eyes Chase and Lee* True...
Dee: They're hot no matter what.
Lee: *attention apparently on his beer.*
Chase: I'll be over here. *facepalming, goes stands with Caleb, takes Isabel with him if she wants*
Isabel: *goes with him, still giggly*
Caleb: *quietly, brown eyes twinkling* It is... really amazing how well they know the fictional fandom of a fictional show about a fictional fictional vampire and his fictional fictional human assistant...
Dee/Ginny: ... we heard about it somewhere. *in chorus, giggling*
Caleb: Oh, I meant... them. *thumb over his shoulder*
Chase: *shakes his head, mock-sternly* The things young women watch these days. *amused. at all four of them* But that was a kind of ... quick response, wasn't it?
Caleb: Well, we're none of us known for associating with anyone slow-witted...
Lee: *throws a... a... a chocolate wrapper in Caleb's direction*
Chase: I was more thinking, it's almost like they've been accused of that before. *eyes twinkling at Ginny. who sticks her tongue out at him*
Caleb: *slight shrug*
Tyler: *stealing a piece of chocolate* My question is, what if someone who sees Chase's episode of the show recognizes Chase from, um. Earlier works**?
Wouldn't that kind of add fuel to the fan fire?
Chase: *epic facepalm*
Reid: Well. Like it apparently needed more fueling...
Chase: *turns, bounces his forehead lightly off Caleb's shoulder*
Caleb: *pets him on the back of the head, lightly* On the brighter side, they seem to be enjoying themselves. And you need to consider if you'd show up on Darkest Night or ... not.
Chase: *slight shrug, face still planted in his shoulder* It wouldn't be the worst idea ever. And it might give Lee a break from Mason.
Caleb: *small nod, fingers light over his hair* And he's good at ignoring the, ah, fanfic already. *lips twitch* He might be willing to tutor you?
Chase: *amused* Can he tutor me on how to ignore it when my girlfriend starts writing it? *smiling, too*
Lee: *mildly* not that it would be a situation I haven't run into.
** Chase has been in a few... gay porn movies.
Lee!mun: although Lee thinks he would really enjoy acting against somebody with that range as a stage/screen partner. That is a compliment; it's also making him feel a bit .. odd? something.
It's apparently extremely frustrating to act against Mason, at times.
Chase!mun: .... dude.
Chase should guest star.
Lee!mun: *snorts* Corpse of the week?
Chase!mun: Or bad guy of the week. Or bad guy's mook of the week. Or red herring of the week.
Lee!mun: that is such a bad idea. *giggles*
Chase!mun: Chase would probably do well. And ... um. Is kind of tempted to try to make Mason doubt his sexuality.
Lee!mun: except we could probably come up with an episode story where, heh, baddie of the week gets a hold of James Taylor Grant and Raymond Dark needs to go rescue him... giving them a couple of nice long scenes.
Chase!mun: But then he thought, maybe that would make trouble for Lee, so he won't.
Lee!mun: *nosewrinkle * Mason's older. It'd be messy
Chase!mun: .... ohhhhh hman, though.
If Chase did play the baddie of the week, and kidnapped James Taylor Grant blah blah blah.
And they get a couple nice long scenes, and ... being who they are?
And fandom being what it is?
Fandom would go NUTS.
Lee!mun: *giggles so much*
Chase!mun: And there would be all kinds of Foe-yay and demands to bring Chase's character back.
(Now Chase is facepalming.)
And slashfic.
So much slashfic.
Ginny: ... Ohhhh... *evil eyegleam *
Lee!mun: Lee wrinkled his nose and pointed out that, um, Raymond sometimes drink/kills the baddies.
Chase: I like kill. Kill has a permanent sound to it.
Lee!mun: *amused* Isabel's wondering if they'll let her watch that episode. One day.
Lee: Are you sure you want his mouth in the vicinity of your neck?
Chase!mun: Ginny's thinking of writing some fanfic, herself.
Isabel: ..... !!!!
Reid: *convulsing in laughter*
Chase: Depends. How much do you want him uncomfortable with guy on guy sexuality?
Caleb: *forehead propped on his hand*
Ginny: *to Reid* Oh, come on. It'd be hot. *grinning* I'd have to write fanfic. Especially since I'm privy to about half the intimate details.
Lee: ... your disgust threshold is definitely more difficult to reach than mine.
Chase: !!!!
Chase: *to Lee* Pretty much, yeah.
Lee!mun: dammit, my head exploded. *giggles so much*
Chase!mun: ((This needs to go on their journals. Then on dear_mun.))
Isabel: *giggly* MOM!
Lee!mun: ((I couldn't begin to know which journal of all of theirs!))
Chase!mun: ((Lee's. So he can facepalm.))
Isabel: *eyeroll* I know that. And not just them. But it's... *giggles* Not exactly what I do want to know about dad in detail. *kisses her mom's cheek, then goes to hug her daddy, too*
Chase: *hugs her protectively, mock-glaring at Ginny. and pouting*
Ginny: *placid and calm and grinning, hugs her daughter and kisses her cheek back* Well, don't read, then. I'll clearly mark them so you know which ones not to read.
Chase: *groans, facepalms* This was a bad idea.
Isabel: You might. Those who read it and liked it might not be quite that careful.
Dee: Can I join in the fanfic writing? 'cause that is hot.
Reid: *bursts out laughing again*
Dee: What? *grins*
Ginny: *chuckles* All right. Maybe it is a bad idea. Or maybe.. *eyes Chase, amused* They can tone it down enough not to excite certain viewing contingents.
Dee: Even if James Taylor Grant sounds like an American president. *nosewrinkle* You can call him Jimmy! And you can be all swoopy and ... hm. You could be like that... *eyes Vicki warily* Guy in Blood Ties.
Chase: You're putting way too much thought into this.
Vicki: *facepalms*
Reid: C'mon. The only way they can not interact at intensity level enough for that excitement would be if they're not on camera together.
Ginny: *eyes Chase and Lee* True...
Dee: They're hot no matter what.
Lee: *attention apparently on his beer.*
Chase: I'll be over here. *facepalming, goes stands with Caleb, takes Isabel with him if she wants*
Isabel: *goes with him, still giggly*
Caleb: *quietly, brown eyes twinkling* It is... really amazing how well they know the fictional fandom of a fictional show about a fictional fictional vampire and his fictional fictional human assistant...
Dee/Ginny: ... we heard about it somewhere. *in chorus, giggling*
Caleb: Oh, I meant... them. *thumb over his shoulder*
Chase: *shakes his head, mock-sternly* The things young women watch these days. *amused. at all four of them* But that was a kind of ... quick response, wasn't it?
Caleb: Well, we're none of us known for associating with anyone slow-witted...
Lee: *throws a... a... a chocolate wrapper in Caleb's direction*
Chase: I was more thinking, it's almost like they've been accused of that before. *eyes twinkling at Ginny. who sticks her tongue out at him*
Caleb: *slight shrug*
Tyler: *stealing a piece of chocolate* My question is, what if someone who sees Chase's episode of the show recognizes Chase from, um. Earlier works**?
Wouldn't that kind of add fuel to the fan fire?
Chase: *epic facepalm*
Reid: Well. Like it apparently needed more fueling...
Chase: *turns, bounces his forehead lightly off Caleb's shoulder*
Caleb: *pets him on the back of the head, lightly* On the brighter side, they seem to be enjoying themselves. And you need to consider if you'd show up on Darkest Night or ... not.
Chase: *slight shrug, face still planted in his shoulder* It wouldn't be the worst idea ever. And it might give Lee a break from Mason.
Caleb: *small nod, fingers light over his hair* And he's good at ignoring the, ah, fanfic already. *lips twitch* He might be willing to tutor you?
Chase: *amused* Can he tutor me on how to ignore it when my girlfriend starts writing it? *smiling, too*
Lee: *mildly* not that it would be a situation I haven't run into.
** Chase has been in a few... gay porn movies.