Because you are sad, I am going to impart to you TWO mom story-lets:
1. So we went to go see MIII::IIIII:::IIIIIiiii3 together, yes? And we are watching the previews. And then that preview that is like,
"IN A TIME OF PEACE..."
And it's that "trailer" for the "movie" about some "chinese warrior dude" that is really just a Nokia Ad that wants you to shut your damn phone off during the movie.
Well, it gets to the fever pitch of the trailer and of course, you hear the "cell phone" that disturbs the action of the movie.
Lo and behold. Who is sitting next to me, grappling at her pockets?
"WHO IS CALLING MEEEEE???!?!?!....wait-"
"Don't let your phone ruin the movie!"
"Oh."
Fin.
2. So we are on the highway and my mom is getting ready to go through a toll booth. She has her change in her hand and everything. So naturally, she goes through the I-Pass only lane, by mistake.
By the time she has realized her error, she cannot turn back, and can only turn quickly enough to see the flash of the camera that is making a record of her license plate.
"OH NO!" She says "OH NO! I went through the wrong lane AND THEN I GOT...I GOT CAMERA-IZED!" She pouts.
1. So we went to go see MIII::IIIII:::IIIIIiiii3 together, yes? And we are watching the previews. And then that preview that is like,
"IN A TIME OF PEACE..."
And it's that "trailer" for the "movie" about some "chinese warrior dude" that is really just a Nokia Ad that wants you to shut your damn phone off during the movie.
Well, it gets to the fever pitch of the trailer and of course, you hear the "cell phone" that disturbs the action of the movie.
Lo and behold. Who is sitting next to me, grappling at her pockets?
"WHO IS CALLING MEEEEE???!?!?!....wait-"
"Don't let your phone ruin the movie!"
"Oh."
Fin.
2. So we are on the highway and my mom is getting ready to go through a toll booth. She has her change in her hand and everything. So naturally, she goes through the I-Pass only lane, by mistake.
By the time she has realized her error, she cannot turn back, and can only turn quickly enough to see the flash of the camera that is making a record of her license plate.
"OH NO!" She says "OH NO! I went through the wrong lane AND THEN I GOT...I GOT CAMERA-IZED!" She pouts.
Fin.
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