Oh. Wow.
So, I know I don't write here often, but I HAD to share this with you all. I got to work this morning (late, as usual), and there was a post-it sitting under my computer that said "Hello" on it. Curious, I picked it up and discovered that it was a whole STACK of post-its. Would you like to know what they said? Well I will tell you. I will even number them for you, just as they were neatly numbered in order for me.
(top page) Hello
1. Good morning!!! I hope I'm one of the first to say that to you. My name is Brian (triple underlined), and I'm the House keeper on your floor. I just wanted to tell you that I think you're the sexiest woman on this floor, and that I'd like to get to know you a little better. It's crazy cause I don't even know your name--> (the arrow was really there)
2. but you don't even have to talk, your eyes say it all, I am satisfied when you look in my direction; makes me feel like I'm looking at the definti definition of BEAUTY (double underlined). I really don't know if this was a good idea? or even if you have a special man in your life? but I had to hit you up and get this off my chest.-->
3. I am letting you know right now, not to be offended or anything, I am not trying to invade your space nor harrass you in any way. If you're not feelin me, it's cool, I'll just keep doing my job, and forget about this situation. Now if you are feelin me, just reply back to me in a note and leave it in the same place you found this one; or you can hit me -->
4. at my email which is *deleted to prevent my silly friends from emailing this guy*. I am single, 30 years of age, no kids, college student, majoring in nursing and just a cool dude. Well I hope all is well, and that we are cool; Never the one to cause any trouble, especially on the job. Remember, reply back and leave it under the phone, I'll be through around 6pm to see. Brian *last name deleted*
Um...yeah. I...what? Oh dear. If this is the guy I'm thinking of, he's black, wears bling and headphones to clean the office in, and wears enough cologne that you can smell him coming a hundred feet away. He's nice enough looking; I never would have guessed he was 30! Like...I'm flattered of course, and this totally made my day, but...WOW MOM. I will be making a point to be out of the office before 6pm today, that is for shit sure.
Also, Sheila, the lady who works at the desk next to mine, thinks this is the funniest thing to ever occur. She made me a sign. It says "VISION OF BEAUTY SITS HERE (r u feelin it?)" I am going to have to remember to put that away before I leave.
...something tells me this is going to be a very strange day.
-----------EDIT------------
My boss just informed me that for the next month or so, I will be working at Mossville. I'm not even sure where Mossville is, but I know it isn't in Peoria. Lots of implications to that, but one of them is definitely that the housekeeper guy will not be gazing upon the definition of beauty anymore.
----------EDIT 2-------------------
Janitor man definitely showed up at 4:45, not 6. I was still there. My boss saw him coming, and came running over and was like "HIDE!!!". I hid in an empty cubicle until Janitor passed, at which point Boss, who had been keeping watch for me, ran back and was like "GO GO GO GO GO!", at which point I sprinted for the elevator and made a clean getaway. I love my life.
(top page) Hello
1. Good morning!!! I hope I'm one of the first to say that to you. My name is Brian (triple underlined), and I'm the House keeper on your floor. I just wanted to tell you that I think you're the sexiest woman on this floor, and that I'd like to get to know you a little better. It's crazy cause I don't even know your name--> (the arrow was really there)
2. but you don't even have to talk, your eyes say it all, I am satisfied when you look in my direction; makes me feel like I'm looking at the definti definition of BEAUTY (double underlined). I really don't know if this was a good idea? or even if you have a special man in your life? but I had to hit you up and get this off my chest.-->
3. I am letting you know right now, not to be offended or anything, I am not trying to invade your space nor harrass you in any way. If you're not feelin me, it's cool, I'll just keep doing my job, and forget about this situation. Now if you are feelin me, just reply back to me in a note and leave it in the same place you found this one; or you can hit me -->
4. at my email which is *deleted to prevent my silly friends from emailing this guy*. I am single, 30 years of age, no kids, college student, majoring in nursing and just a cool dude. Well I hope all is well, and that we are cool; Never the one to cause any trouble, especially on the job. Remember, reply back and leave it under the phone, I'll be through around 6pm to see. Brian *last name deleted*
Um...yeah. I...what? Oh dear. If this is the guy I'm thinking of, he's black, wears bling and headphones to clean the office in, and wears enough cologne that you can smell him coming a hundred feet away. He's nice enough looking; I never would have guessed he was 30! Like...I'm flattered of course, and this totally made my day, but...WOW MOM. I will be making a point to be out of the office before 6pm today, that is for shit sure.
Also, Sheila, the lady who works at the desk next to mine, thinks this is the funniest thing to ever occur. She made me a sign. It says "VISION OF BEAUTY SITS HERE (r u feelin it?)" I am going to have to remember to put that away before I leave.
...something tells me this is going to be a very strange day.
-----------EDIT------------
My boss just informed me that for the next month or so, I will be working at Mossville. I'm not even sure where Mossville is, but I know it isn't in Peoria. Lots of implications to that, but one of them is definitely that the housekeeper guy will not be gazing upon the definition of beauty anymore.
----------EDIT 2-------------------
Janitor man definitely showed up at 4:45, not 6. I was still there. My boss saw him coming, and came running over and was like "HIDE!!!". I hid in an empty cubicle until Janitor passed, at which point Boss, who had been keeping watch for me, ran back and was like "GO GO GO GO GO!", at which point I sprinted for the elevator and made a clean getaway. I love my life.