Who: Riddler!Undertaker, Shelob, some HEROES, open
What: Just startin' some evil so everyone can show off their flashy super powers. And Undertaker may finally get to ride his giant spider.
Where: Library, elsewhere later maybe
When: During the superhero/supervillain virus
Rating: PG13 for possible violence/destruction?
The bombs weren't enough. The little rhyming riddles, the mild panic, it just wasn't scratching that horrid itch in his brain driving him to do these strange crimes to show off his superior intellect. He needed something bigger, something flashier. And maybe something with eight legs, because even though he was dressed in green and doing things he wouldn't normally do, he still had a sense of aesthetics, thanks.
He flipped through the book he'd found of demons to summon. He had never done anything so unscientific as demonic summoning before, but college was a time for ~experimentation~. He flipped around until he saw a picture that he liked, and chanted out the words on that page. A light flashed, and in a cloud of smoke, the beast appeared. It looked very friendly. The Undertaker wondered if it would let him ride it.
But first, he needed to warn the campus. Who knows what trouble those poor dear children would get into if he didn't give them some kind of help. He pulled out the little computer device and turned on the video feed. "~Greetings~, all," he began. Now he just needed to give them their clue...
...oh dear, perhaps he should have written it beforehand. Rhyming verse was not his strong point. He was an Undertaker, not a poet. "Does ~anyone~ know a word that rhymes with ~spider~?" he asked over the university forum. Behind him, the spider beast was clearly visible on the screen.