Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds

[ibreakrules]

Who:  Frau, OPEN
What:  Frau is being kind enough to feel everyone's boobs and rate them.  You know you want to come.
Where:  Where ever he can run into people
When:  At one point during the virus... could occur any day for anyone since he'll be doing it the entire time.
Rating:  PG-13

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[leadwithfire]

Taichi'd decided pretty early on that this entire 'being stuck as a girl' thing could be a lot worse; sure, he looked and felt a bit different, but otherwise it's not like it was that huge of a change. He could still do the things he liked to do just as well as he always could. Being a girl didn't affect his ability to eat more food than one person should ever eat, tease Yamato, or play soccer. And, if he said so himself, he looked really good as a girl.

He was on his was to the Athletics building to get in some soccer practice, dressed in loose pants and a sleeveless shirt, soccer ball tucked under an arm and all the while unaware of a lurking pervert bishop.

[ibreakrules]

Perfect. This was going to be easy. There was a lot of open space to work with and so far he hadn't been spotted. Frau slipped up behind Taichi, even quieter now that he was female, and reached out toward him. The heavenly moment was almost there! Frau slipped his hands around Taichi and then clamped them solidly on the new female's chest. "Hmmm," Frau mused as he squeezed Taichi's boobs to feel their size. "I'd say around a.... 5? Maybe a 6."

[leadwithfire]

Taichi realized there was someone behind him just before Frau reached out and grabbed him, not quickly enough to act preemptively. And then he was stunned for a moment, before he gave a very loud shriek and his elbow went right into the body of whoever was behind him with all the strength he had. He didn't know who it was, but they were going to regret it.

And only a 6, really? Not cool.

[ibreakrules]

Frau jerked back when the elbow connected. While he was still a bit overly buff as a girl, the elbow hurt more than it should. He rubbed his side slightly, glaring over at Taichi. He really hadn't expected anything less in response, but still.

[leadwithfire]

Taichi wasn't done, at all. He didn't appreciate being groped, thanks, and his usual sense of 'don't hit a girl' had gone out the window considering he was quite sure the blond woman was not actually a woman. He might not have complained otherwise.

As it was, the soccer ball was in Taichi's hands immediately, then made a solid connection with his foot and shot through the air like a missile toward Frau's face.

[ibreakrules]

Holy shit! He was getting attacked by balls. Great. Only one thing to do. Shoot that damn thing out of the air. Frau snapped a small amount of zaiphon at the ball and blasted the darn thing to pieces. He didn't want to get decked in the face.

[leadwithfire]

Frau was lucky he'd decided to use the zaiphon, because Taichi pulled the kick he was about to throw halfway, balanced a bit more gracefully than he should have been on one leg as he suddenly though better of planting a nice kick right in the blond's stomach. "What the hell was that?" He asked, setting his foot back down, focused on the flash of zaiphon now more than the groping.

[ibreakrules]

"Zaiphon," Frau answered. He wondered why the subject had finally changed, but he wasn't going to mention it. This way he could actually focus on Taichi's boobs instead of on the next attack the kid was going to throw. Frau liked that idea.

[leadwithfire]

"What, some sort of weird magic?" Taichi was a little wary now. If this perv had magic, maybe he shouldn't be retaliating so much.

Then again, he wasn't about to be bullied by some blond weirdo, magic or not. So he took the moment of downtime to rethrow that kick he'd pulled earlier.

[ibreakrules]

Frau caught the movement and snapped his arms out to catch it. Unfortunately in a female body he didn't have the same type of shock absorption. It hurt. "Kind of. You could say that it's an essence of life put into physical being using words. Magic works just as well as a description though."

[leadwithfire]

"Okay, whatever, same thing." As far as Taichi was concerned, anyway. Still, he made a mental note about that; they might need to know in the future. Despite being in another world with barely a fourth of his usual team and currently a girl, Taichi still slipped into leader-mode every once and awhile.

It was gone though in a flash, as he remembered why Frau was out here in the first place. "So what are you doing anyway, just going around feeling up all the new girls?" He asked incredulously.

[ibreakrules]

Frau crossed his arms below his chest, which just made his boobs stick out even more. "Yup, pretty much," he told Taichi. "You're about middle of the range so far. Of course, I haven't met very many people yet, so your position could change rather quickly."

[leadwithfire]

...Okay, that was kind of distracting. But Taichi managed to tear his gaze away from the obvious sight to glare up at Frau. "So do you just not get around that much, or what?"

[ibreakrules]

"Here? You're kidding right? There is a rather large shortage of females if you haven't noticed." Not only were there not a lot of girls, the ones that were around were hardly like those he knew at home. Besides C.C. She was good. She was willing to do what the girls at home did.

[leadwithfire]

"What, so you're that desperate you can't keep your hands off? How old are you anyway?" Taichi's scorn was pretty clear.

[ibreakrules]

"You try going a few years without girls. It's painful." Especially when you were Frau and used to visiting brothels whenever you got out of the church. Come on, they were talking about a guy who hid porn in every possible place excluding his underwear... though there was some hidden in the drawer that had it all stored.