HALLOWEEN EVENT // The Tunnels
Which brings us to the penultimate place of peril on campus this Halloween night -- the tunnels. The entire underground complex has been taken over by one Mr. Oogie Boogie, and he's a little too eager for visitors, if you know what I mean. He's decorated to his taste, with everything from a black-lit rack roulette table to loaded slot machines. And whatever you do, don't agree to a game of dice -- he's a gamblin' man, but one that always cheats, and if you don't play your cards right you could easily wind up becoming a fine stew ingredient.