(currently) Halfway there, living on a prayer...

Aug 20, 2009 21:56

Who: Alfred, anyone who feels like discovering him...
When: August 20th, high noon
Where: The Beach, the cafeteria, wherever the wind (or Alfred's nonsensical wanderings) takes us?
What: Alfred is on the beach, and it's not the beach at Normandy...
Rating: G, will be edited if necessary.

Alfred F. Jones was enjoying a hamburger. Was, being the operative word. Alfred F. Jones had been enjoying a hamburger.

And now he was not. Now he was enjoying the taste of sand and sea-water. These are two things which do not taste like hamburgers in the least. For a moment, Alfred was confused about this. Then he opened his eyes. Hauled himself into a sitting position. Blinked a few times. "By thunder, I've been abducted by aliens!"

That was the first thing that came to mind. Then he began to think. Why would aliens bring him to the beach? That made no sense. Also, why would aliens take his hamburger? Well, at least the aliens had gotten Arthur Kirkland to be quiet. So noisy. So British.

Perhaps it would help to look around a little, so said the niggling voice of reason within him. Alfred quickly strangled it to death, just in case. "Ha-aall-ooo!" he shouted, cupping his hands around his mouth. "Tony?! Is that you, Tony?"

There was no answer. Alfred bristled slightly. Tony had taken his hamburger.

Tony would pay.

[[ ooc; Tony is an alien that appears in the Hetalia comics... ]]

flora, ty lee, open, alfred f. jones, shion sonozaki

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