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[lord_stanleyxiv]

Who:Stan and Dartz, and anyone who happens to want to interrupt them (at their own risk)
Where:Nausicaa Café
What:Two evil beings discussing evil plans.
When:12pm - 2/3pm.
Rating:PG?

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[lolitasword]

Boredom wasn't something Tsukuyomi was able to cope with very well, so she decided to find her current employer and see if he had any jobs for her; she'd take anything really, even if it was something as simple as scaring someone. Or finding that black rabbit and teaching it a lesson. Or picking him out a neat new outfit~. Yeah, she could do that.

Her intuition took her to the cafe, where she immediately brightened at the sight of Dartz. Then she took in who he was sitting with and her smile turned more mischievous. Ooooooh, this would be fun~.

Tsukuyomi approached the table near Dartz and knelt a few feet away, holding her swords to the side with a smile and bowing her head to the silver-haired man. "Dartz-sama~," she greeted sweetly, waiting for him to tell her she could before standing. When she did stand finally, she pretended to just notice Stan and gasped dramatically. "Why, hello pointy ears ~o~nii~cha~an~."

[acceptmytruth]

Dartz had nodded pleasantly at Stan, a little amused by the less than frightening image before him. A straw, really? Too bad it wasn't one of those brightly colored curly plastic ones; that would have been excellent. "Ah, computers." Dartz commented; they really were one of the more fun inventions he'd seen, and in fact he was personally quite interested in them.

He blinked once in slight surprised as he sensed Tsukuyomi entering the cafe, not expecting to see her here. Looking over as she approached, he nodded to her when she knelt to let her know it was okay to dispense with the formalities. "Hello, Tsukuyomi." He greeted her, then chuckled a little at her theatrical gasp.

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"Computers," Stan grumbled again, accidentally blowing bubbles into his drink. He blinked and looked at the bubbles. His childish nature was showing as he deliberately blew bubbles into his drink, not paying attention to Dartz for a moment. But when he heard a familiar, annoying nickname he looked up glaring. "You!" he yelled, standing and pointing at Tsukuyomi. His chair hit the floor. "She's your servant!? How could you pick someone so...so...her!?"

[lolitasword]

"Aya~! Dartz-sama, surely you're not friends with this onii-chan~? A great person like you and an idiot like him are nowhere near the same level~" She gave a little giggle and took a seat between them, grinning at Stan. "Pointy ears onii-chan, do you wanna work for Dartz-sama too~? He's a very generous master~"

[acceptmytruth]

Dartz was enjoying this so much it was almost hard for him to hide it. First the bubble-blowing, then the shouting, then Tsukuyomi's horribly thick flattery. This was fun.

"Now now, both of you have your talents and skills." He mediated, though it took a little more effort than usual not to laugh. "Surely you can both get along."

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"I am not an idiot!" Stan yelled, slamming his hand on the table and almost knocking their drinks over. "And I am not here to work for or under anyone!" He growled much like an angry chihuahua, which was not helping him right now. He then looked to Dartz after he tried to mediate. "I will never get along with her! Especially if she keeps calling me that ridiculous name!" He stayed standing, not noticing - or perhaps not caring about - people around them glaring at him. The cafe was attached to the library, afterall.

[lolitasword]

"Kyyyyyyyaaaaaa~! Dartz-sama, I think I made him angry~," Tsukuyomi informed her employer with a mock-sheepish smile. "His voice is so loud~ He must really be an idiot~♥."

[acceptmytruth]

Getting funnier by the second. Dartz remained seated, taking another drink of tea that he'd rescued by picking it up just before Stan had slammed his hand on the table. Sipping it calmly, he looked back and forth between the two again, before settling his gaze on Tsukuyomi. "Please be polite, Tsukuyomi." He said, sounding much more like a reminder than a correction. Looking over at Stan, he smiled pleasantly. "Clashes of personality are inevitable. It is far easier to simply ignore when one annoys you." He advised gently. "After all, one's opinion of you makes no difference to reality." Too bad Tsukuyomi seemed to be right, but he wasn't going to say such a thing.

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"I am not a fucking idiot!" Stan growled. "I am the evil king! I deserve your respect, and - " His rant was cut short as Dartz butted in. Though Stan could say nothing more to his statement and he just sat back down, pouting more like a spoiled prince than an evil king. "If one of my servants was here I would just have him get rid of you," he said to Tsukuyomi with a glare. "You don't deserve to be dispatched by me, you lowly creature."

[lolitasword]

"Yes, Dartz-sama~" Tsukuyomi sang out, cheerfully obedient. When Stan finally sat down and lowered his voice, she regarded him with some interest, tilting her head and looking at him over her glasses. "Ara~ You finally said something interesting~ Think you could 'dispatch' Tsukuyomi? We can try if you want~♥." She glanced over at her employer briefly. "I can't kill you if Dartz-sama has a use for you though~."

[acceptmytruth]

Dartz smiled at both of them before taking another drink, setting his cup down on the table now that it seemed like things had settled enough for it to be safe to do so. "I would prefer it if neither of you attempted to kill the other." He commented lightly as though he was discussing something trivial. "Though of course, I can only request that you do not."

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"I could easily get rid of you if I wanted to!" Stan exclaimed. But he decided not to argue any further, knowing that if he did he might really kill the girl. And he did remember in the rules something about only being able to fight in certain places around the school. He would rather not be "expelled" before getting more followers here. He just took another drink, leaning forward with crossed arms to reach his straw.

[lolitasword]

Tsukuyomi giggled at Stan before looking up at Dartz happily. "I won't kill him then, Dartz-sama~ Even if he is a loud idiot~" She decided to ignore Stan completely otherwise; as though he'd have a chance against a Shinmeiryuu swordsman. "So, do I have any orders yet, Dartz-sama~? I'm really bored~." Without an chaos to cause, she'd been rather idle most of her time here.

[mannersplease]

The sudden noise in the cafe had drawn Hakkai's attention. He really hadn't been intending on spending time there. Hakuryuu ate too many strawberries. Strawberries weren't exactly cheap in cafe's either. However, he had to figure out what was going on. Hakkai walked over slowly, blinking when he noticed the gathering he was sure had been making the ruckus. Dartz, Stan he believed, and a girl he didn't know. With Dartz around he'd have to put on forced civility... oh well. It wasn't that difficult. "Is there a particular reason why you are all being so noisy?"

[lord_stanleyxiv]

Stan glared at Tsukuyomi once again. "I may be loud, but I'm not an idiot." He absently blew bubbles until he heard the familiar voice of his first follower, Hakkai. He turned and looked to him, still irritated. "Hakkai!"he barked, pointing to Tsukuyomi. "Display your abilities by disposing of her immediately!"

[mannersplease]

Hakkai gave Stan a pleasant little smile. "Yes," he stated. Hakuryuu immediately flew off his master's shoulder at the sound of his voice. While the others wouldn't be able to pick it up, Hakuryuu knew fireworks were about to ensue. "Or so I would like to say." He immediately grabbed onto Stan's cheeks and tugged them like an annoying aunt would. "Who are you ordering around, hmm?" Hakkai asked. This time his tone was obvious. Again he tugged on Stan's cheeks, eyebrow raised a bit.