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Don't get in my face, don't invade my space...

Oct 21, 2008 21:43

Who: Seto Kaiba, Frau
When: Just after Frau moves in and Kaiba gets booted out of House Omega.
Where: House Theta, Room #301
What: Kaiba walks in on his roommate reading something a priest probably shouldn't be reading. Cue the clash of personalities.
Rating: PG-13, because this combo is probably almost as bad (if not as bad) as Dark and Rufus.

( I will go off on you... )

frau, kaiba

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ibreakrules October 22 2008, 02:05:25 UTC

Curled up on the bed, on leg propped up with the magazine spread across it, Frau flipped through his reading material. Nothing was better than a good porn magazine. Well, maybe a good porn book... those were longer. He would have preferred the one that he'd been reading before being eaten alive, but he hadn't been able to find it. Therefore, he'd had to make due with his "emergency stash" which he kept in his robes.

Frau didn't even spare Kaiba a glance when the other man walked in. "Yo. Hand me that would you?" he asked, referring to the glass of ice water on the table beside the bed. He held out his hand, totally expecting Kaiba to just place it there.

Obviously it didn't bother Frau that he had a room mate, or at least, it didn't bother him at the moment. Why ruin the good mood cause by naked women by adding a furious, and somewhat ugly, man? Nope, Frau would pass on that.

skeptical_ceo October 22 2008, 02:19:23 UTC

At the casual "welcome", Kaiba simply arched a slightly twitching eyebrow. He was... Joking, right? Did this idiot really think that HE, of all people, had the right to order the CEO of KaibaCorp. around?!

"Get it yourself." He snapped icily, closing the door as loudly as possible and stalking to his own bed. Sitting down upon it he pulled out his laptop from where he hid kept it under the bed, obviously intent on (trying) to ignore Frau. But it was unlikely that that sort of tactic would work.

ibreakrules October 22 2008, 02:21:35 UTC

Frau tossed the magazine aside (he'd read it at least five times before) and grabbed his water. "You're a real sweet one, aren't you?" He took a quick sip before stalking over towards Kaiba. Leaning over his shoulder, Frau asked. "What are you doing?"

skeptical_ceo October 22 2008, 02:24:58 UTC

"I do my best." Kaiba gave a rather stoic shrug before glaring up at Frau in his sudden closeness, leaning away from him slightly. "And why is that your business? Get away from me."

ibreakrules October 22 2008, 02:30:51 UTC

Frau grinned, leaning in closer. "You're my room mate, of course it's my business. Twit." He smirked and gazed down at the computer again. He noticed Seto's name on the screen. "Set-o? What the heck kind of name is that?"

skeptical_ceo October 22 2008, 02:36:05 UTC

"Tch; you're more of a twit than me. And being your roommate doesn't mean you have the right to be obnoxious. Of course, I suppose to people like you who possess that sort of trait naturally it really doesn't matter." He retorted, moving away even further so that his back was against the wall. He then glowered at Frau a bit more as he mispronounced his name. Where was this idiot from?!

"That's not how it's said, stupid. And what kind of name is 'Frau'? It sounds like something you would give a European girl..."

ibreakrules October 22 2008, 02:39:14 UTC

"Heh. Why would I care if I was bothering you? That makes it sound like we're friends. I assure you, Set of O's, that we are not friends. You're just a bug."

Frau dropped down onto Seto's bed down that he'd moved over and crossed his arms behind his head, leaning back against the wall. "Why would I care what my name is? It's just something to answer to." Besides, Frau had another name as well... and name that stood for much more. Zehel.

skeptical_ceo October 22 2008, 02:44:10 UTC

"Why would I want to be friends with someone like you? That makes it sound like I need them." Kaiba responded coldly, deciding that maybe if he ignored the priest's mispronunciation of his name he would just stop saying it.

He scowled more and mved as far away from Frau as possible, shutting the laptop with a 'click'. Great. Just great. "I don't need your philosophies, you just want an excuse to be annoying."

ibreakrules October 22 2008, 02:47:19 UTC

"I hardly need one. What's the point anyways? Acquaintances are good enough, and they're much more fun to tease." Frau closed his eyes and got a little bit more comfortable on Kaiba's bed.

"You think I need an excuse to be annoying? Heh. You really are an idiot. Excuses are for fools. If I don't want to do something, I don't do it. End of story. Who needs excuses?"

skeptical_ceo October 22 2008, 02:50:33 UTC

Seto simply gave an exasperated roll of his eyes at Frau's statement, although watching him discreetly as he settled on his bed. Oh, how close he was to giving that fool a swift kick in the face... Or maybe somewhere else...

"Exactly. Who else but a fool would need to annoy people to cover up the fact that they don't have any brain cells? It's pretty obvious, really."

ibreakrules October 22 2008, 02:54:44 UTC

Ouch. Now that was harsh. It had taken Frau months and months and months of studying the texts he needed to have memorized as a requirement to even take the Bishop's test. However...

Frau waved him off. "So I don't have Castor's brains. Big deal. My talents lie in other areas." That reminded him of something and he sat up, full attention on Kaiba. "By the way, if you happen to see a scythe in here, DON'T TOUCH IT. You'll die." Normally Frau would never leave it around, but just in case.

skeptical_ceo October 22 2008, 02:57:48 UTC

"Tch; I'm sure they do." Kaiba gave another light roll of his eyes, highly doubting that Frau had any true talents besides pestering others and smuggling porn places.

"A scythe?" He gave the man a sort of 'you're joking, right?' look, obviously not buying the (short) story. "Right. I'll keep that in mind..."

ibreakrules October 22 2008, 03:02:45 UTC

Frau turned deathly serious in the blink of an eye. He caught Kaiba by the front of his shirt, semi lifting him to meet his own gaze. "This isn't a joke. I rarely leave it out, but should something happen where it's sitting around, DO NOT TOUCH IT." Frau nearly hissed the last four words. "Should you touch it, it's instant death. It's owner and I are the only ones who are capable of handling it."

skeptical_ceo October 22 2008, 03:06:43 UTC

Kaiba's eyes narrowed upon being grabbed by Frau, again resisting the urge to knee or punch him. "Get. Off." He growled irately, prying the priest's hand off of him and readjusting his shirt with a haughty toss of his head. "Why would I touch it anyway? I don't want to play with your stupid toy."

ibreakrules October 22 2008, 03:09:57 UTC

Frau backed a step away without commenting about Kaiba's method of pulling him off. "Purposefully or by accident the damage will be the same," Frau stated. "Stay away from it. Should you simply brush against it in any sense it will destroy you. And should, for some miraculous reason you survive in the physical sense, for I assure you the real "you" will be dead, then I'll be obliged to kill you before you cause problems."

He leaned close to Kaiba, his eyes rock hard. "Understand?" The word was laced with power that nearly shook the room. Two small pop's followed when both Frau's and Kaiba's computers broke... Kaiba's starting to smoke since it was so close.

skeptical_ceo October 22 2008, 03:15:45 UTC

"Yeah, yeah. Save the kiddie horror story, I have enough idiots trying tofeed that sort of crap to me." He gave another shrug and waved his hand dismissively.

At the pop, however, Kaiba's eyes instantly shot between the two computers before whipping back to Frau. If there was anything Seto hated besides most of humanity, it was when people broke machines. Especially his machines. Clenching his hands tightly into fists he snarled, "What the HELL?!"

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