DISCLAIMERS: The Wall o'Legalese
It dawned on me that I had forgotten something rather vital to fanfic: the disclaimers. And going back to add disclaimers to every single fic would be rather time-consuming (when I could be writing more stories, thus I've decided to post a disclaimer for each canon and put them here in one master post. This will be very much a work in progress, so, ye legal types, please don't sue me: I'm a disabled retail slave and while I have some money in savings, it's not enough to cover all of you. And really, do you wanna be known as the lawyer who shakes down disabled people like a sixth grade bully picking on third graders for their lunch money??
I do not own "50 Shades of Grey", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of E.L. James, et al.
I do not own "Alabaster", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Caitlin R. Kiernan, Subterranean Press, et al.
I do not own "Black Butler", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Yana Toboso, Square Enix, Yen Press, Funimation, et al.
I do no own "Black Swan", it's characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the property of David Aronofsky, et al.
I do not own "Castle", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of ABC, et al.
I do not own "The Chronicles of Narnia", its characters, concepts and other indicia, which are the property of the Estate of Clive Staples Lewis, et al.
I do not own "Daybreakers", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the property of its intellectual owners.
I do not own "Death Note", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Viz Media, FUNimation, et al.
I do not own "Doctor Who", it's characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of the BBC, Russel T. Davies, Stephen Moffat, et al.
I do not own "Firefly" and/or "Serenity", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, 20th Century Fox, et al.
I do not own "Gormenghast", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of the estate of Mervyn Peake, the BBC, et al.
I do not own "Grimm", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of NBC, et al.
I do not own "Inception", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Christopher Nolan, Warner Brothers Pictures, et al.
I do not own "Neon Genesis Evangelion", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Hideaki Anno, Viz Media, et al.
I do not own "Person of Interest", its characters, concepts, or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of J.J. Abrams, Jonathon Nolan, Bad Robot, CBS, et al.
I do not own "The Road", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Cormac MacCarthy, et al.
I do not own the BBC incarnation of "Sherlock", which belongs to Stephen Moffat, the BBC, PBS, et al.
I do not own "Supernatural", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Eric Kripke, the CW, et al.
I do not own "Torchwood", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Russell T. Davies, the BBC, et al.
I do not own "Twilight", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Stephanie Meyer, MT Books, Summit Entertainment, et al. (If I owned it, the plot would not be so cruddy).
I do not own "Watership Down", it's characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Richard Adams, et al.
I do not own "Welcome to Night Vale", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Commonplace Books, et al.
I do not own "Winnie the Pooh", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of the estate of A.A. Milne, et al.
I do not own "World War Z", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellctual property of Max Brooks, et al.
I do not own "Yami no Matsuei", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Yoko Matsushita, Viz Media, Manga Entertainment, et al.
I do not own "50 Shades of Grey", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of E.L. James, et al.
I do not own "Alabaster", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Caitlin R. Kiernan, Subterranean Press, et al.
I do not own "Black Butler", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Yana Toboso, Square Enix, Yen Press, Funimation, et al.
I do no own "Black Swan", it's characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the property of David Aronofsky, et al.
I do not own "Castle", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of ABC, et al.
I do not own "The Chronicles of Narnia", its characters, concepts and other indicia, which are the property of the Estate of Clive Staples Lewis, et al.
I do not own "Daybreakers", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the property of its intellectual owners.
I do not own "Death Note", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Viz Media, FUNimation, et al.
I do not own "Doctor Who", it's characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of the BBC, Russel T. Davies, Stephen Moffat, et al.
I do not own "Firefly" and/or "Serenity", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, 20th Century Fox, et al.
I do not own "Gormenghast", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of the estate of Mervyn Peake, the BBC, et al.
I do not own "Grimm", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of NBC, et al.
I do not own "Inception", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Christopher Nolan, Warner Brothers Pictures, et al.
I do not own "Neon Genesis Evangelion", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Hideaki Anno, Viz Media, et al.
I do not own "Person of Interest", its characters, concepts, or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of J.J. Abrams, Jonathon Nolan, Bad Robot, CBS, et al.
I do not own "The Road", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Cormac MacCarthy, et al.
I do not own the BBC incarnation of "Sherlock", which belongs to Stephen Moffat, the BBC, PBS, et al.
I do not own "Supernatural", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Eric Kripke, the CW, et al.
I do not own "Torchwood", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Russell T. Davies, the BBC, et al.
I do not own "Twilight", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Stephanie Meyer, MT Books, Summit Entertainment, et al. (If I owned it, the plot would not be so cruddy).
I do not own "Watership Down", it's characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Richard Adams, et al.
I do not own "Welcome to Night Vale", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Commonplace Books, et al.
I do not own "Winnie the Pooh", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of the estate of A.A. Milne, et al.
I do not own "World War Z", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellctual property of Max Brooks, et al.
I do not own "Yami no Matsuei", its characters, concepts or other indicia, which are the intellectual property of Yoko Matsushita, Viz Media, Manga Entertainment, et al.