little miss "ooo look at me im so pretty! im a full time model and 500 guys asked me out today and i have a man that loves me!!! sure ill tell marisa that she is pretty just to make her feel better about her obvious oooglyness and lack of guys who like her"
yeah...i think ill go put a paper bag over my head now :'(
OHHHH PUH-LEASSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!! U KNO U LOVE THE ATTENTION U GET RIGHT NOW FROM ALL THOSE GUYS ;-P
...WHAT ABOUT NEWSPAPER?? IS IT HERE? ITS PRETTY LATE FOR THE NEWSPAPER TO COME DONCHA THINK SO? I THINK SO. BUT THEN AGAIN THATS JUST ME. I MEAN, I LIKE IT WHEN I WANT IT, WHERE I WANT IT, AND HOW I WANT IT..
girl...how many times i got to tell you....i dont use condoms!!
and whoa...i have my own phone service...sweet...
(for those of you who dont know it, shmu is a sex crazed maniac and will find a way to bring sex into ever conversation. sex addiction is a disease and should not be disregarded. i have seen how it can destroy lives...yours and the people you love.)
yeah...thats what i was aiming for...but somehow the arrow made a wrong turn and i ended up a hizo on the streets
aint life a bitch
yeah well how else were ur kids gonna come out but crazy crack addicted whores? i mean you got them stuck on the stuff even before they were born...so you put them on the streets to make you money
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snow=beautiful
me=ugly...possibly average
AND WE DO LOVE THE SNOW
ITS PURTY
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"SNOW=BEAUTIFUL
ME=BEAUUUUTIFUL...OBVIOUSLY OVER AVERAGE
AND WE DO LOVE THE SNOW
ITS PURTY"
MUAHAHA DONT MESS WITH THE ASSASSAIN!!!!
*DUDEEE I CAN HEAR U TYPING ALL THE WAY OVER HERE!*
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ME=======OOOOOGLY
and i type loud
do you have an issue with that?!?!
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YES I FUCKING HAVE ISSUES!
IT TOOK ME 3 DAMN MINUTES TO TYPE JUST THIS ARGHHHHHHHH
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U ARE NOT UGLY
DONT EVER SAY THAT AGAIN
little miss "ooo look at me im so pretty! im a full time model and 500 guys asked me out today and i have a man that loves me!!! sure ill tell marisa that she is pretty just to make her feel better about her obvious oooglyness and lack of guys who like her"
yeah...i think ill go put a paper bag over my head now :'(
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I WISH 500 GUYS ASKED ME OUT!!!! JUST THE THOUGHT OF SAYING NO AND SHOVING THEIR ASSES TO THE FLOOR WOULD MAKE MY DAY...
AND IMMA JUMP U IF U SAY U IS UGLY. YA HEARD?!
OKAY I WANT A BAG OVER MY HEAD TOO!! I CANT BE PAPER BAG DEPRIVED! OR ILL CRY MY EYES OUT.. OR WHATS LEFT OF THEM! HAHAHAHA
TIP #167 FROM THE BOOK OF SHMU: "SEX IS NEVER THE SAME WHEN SOMEONE HAS A BAG OVER THEIR GOODS."
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good advice
ill have to remember that ;)
hahaha, i would love to make 500 guys cry :p
it would make my day too
but then again i would be so happy to have any interest generated in my direction i would prob say yes to atleast half of them, lol
lol...what about newspaper?
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T H E A D V I C E I S O N E I N A M I L L I O N
MUAHAHA WHO WOULDNT LOVE THAT?
OHHHH PUH-LEASSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!! U KNO U LOVE THE ATTENTION U GET RIGHT NOW FROM ALL THOSE GUYS ;-P
...WHAT ABOUT NEWSPAPER?? IS IT HERE? ITS PRETTY LATE FOR THE NEWSPAPER TO COME DONCHA THINK SO? I THINK SO. BUT THEN AGAIN THATS JUST ME. I MEAN, I LIKE IT WHEN I WANT IT, WHERE I WANT IT, AND HOW I WANT IT..
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WHO ARE THEY AND HOW CAN I GET SOME
i wish i had attention from guys.....is what u meant to say
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1-800-SIZZLES GUYS 4 LEASE
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girl...how many times i got to tell you....i dont use condoms!!
and whoa...i have my own phone service...sweet...
(for those of you who dont know it, shmu is a sex crazed maniac and will find a way to bring sex into ever conversation. sex addiction is a disease and should not be disregarded. i have seen how it can destroy lives...yours and the people you love.)
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muahahaha down with bags!!!!!!!! ;-D
hahaha YEAAA u got ur own line.. its been ringing off the hook fo reall
girl
((for those of you who do know it, call me ;-D ...1-800-FREESEX))
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and girl, its called the pill....you should try it
how many babies have you had now....like 50....i think its time for u and ur fellas to give it a rest
its called ABSTINANCE
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BABIES?? WAT BABIES.. OHHH MY PRECIOUS LITTLE SLAVES... HEHE... 49 TO BE EXACT BUT ITS ALL GOOD CUZ THEY MAKE ME MONEY AND ALL THAT GOOD SHYT.
ABSTINANCE? ISNT THAT WAT U SAID U WERE "AIMING" FOR? ...HAHAHA...
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aint life a bitch
yeah well how else were ur kids gonna come out but crazy crack addicted whores? i mean you got them stuck on the stuff even before they were born...so you put them on the streets to make you money
but i aint judgin...i wouldve done the same thing
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