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thank you patricia for introducing me to crevette. she is fucking hilarious. check her out.
"Seriously, I'm like a rage-filled jelly donut. Except instead of
jelly, it's more like lemon cream. And not sweet lemon cream, but
sour, curdled, nasty lemon cream. And the powdered sugar isn't sugar
but Sweet & Low, so it SEEMS sweet at first bite, but then gives you
this really bitter aftertaste on the back of your tongue that you try
to scrape off on your front teeth, but it just won't come off. AND
when you bite into the donut, it squirts icky lemon-flavored rage all
over you and it stains your clothes and nothing you can do will get
that nastiness off or take out the smell of curdled citrus rage."
-crevette
go to www.livejournal.com/users/crevette. trust me. its worth it
"Seriously, I'm like a rage-filled jelly donut. Except instead of
jelly, it's more like lemon cream. And not sweet lemon cream, but
sour, curdled, nasty lemon cream. And the powdered sugar isn't sugar
but Sweet & Low, so it SEEMS sweet at first bite, but then gives you
this really bitter aftertaste on the back of your tongue that you try
to scrape off on your front teeth, but it just won't come off. AND
when you bite into the donut, it squirts icky lemon-flavored rage all
over you and it stains your clothes and nothing you can do will get
that nastiness off or take out the smell of curdled citrus rage."
-crevette
go to www.livejournal.com/users/crevette. trust me. its worth it