The funny thing is...
...I was thinking of this one skanky beer smurf fairy the while time, and I STILL have that song stuck in my head!
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I met the most stunningly beautiful woman I have
talked to in a LONG time today. At work, dammit. We're talking
movie-star stuff here. She should steal a scene just by lighting a
cigarette. It was all I could do to keep my jaw from hanging when I saw
her. Taller than me by a few inches, NOT too fucking skinny, amazing
long red/blonde/black hair, no makeup, skin like coffee w/ lotsa cream
in it. She was wearing this gauzy black top, a light short tan skirt,
and white sandals that sorta worked their way up to her knees, what with
all the straps.
She had one foot up at roughly waist level, propped on the counter and
adjusting a sandal strap, when she asked me for help finding a CD. !!!
Alas and fuck, I knew we didn't have it, and told her... Skip ahead a
few minutes, and I work up the nerve to go over and offer to help her
find some tunes. I did.
Some people think a hug looks like an "A", I got the full "I"
version. And she's gonna come by work again today, so I can help her
find some more music she can dance to at work... For the record, I set
her up with Crazy Town, and Queen's Greatest Hits. She was very clear
that she didn't give a fuck what the crowd thought about the tunes, they
wouldn't be listening anyways... So, I have some free lapdances coming
my way, if I ever make it over there ;-)
Jeez, I need a girlfriend, right?
m^5
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I met the most stunningly beautiful woman I have
talked to in a LONG time today. At work, dammit. We're talking
movie-star stuff here. She should steal a scene just by lighting a
cigarette. It was all I could do to keep my jaw from hanging when I saw
her. Taller than me by a few inches, NOT too fucking skinny, amazing
long red/blonde/black hair, no makeup, skin like coffee w/ lotsa cream
in it. She was wearing this gauzy black top, a light short tan skirt,
and white sandals that sorta worked their way up to her knees, what with
all the straps.
She had one foot up at roughly waist level, propped on the counter and
adjusting a sandal strap, when she asked me for help finding a CD. !!!
Alas and fuck, I knew we didn't have it, and told her... Skip ahead a
few minutes, and I work up the nerve to go over and offer to help her
find some tunes. I did.
Some people think a hug looks like an "A", I got the full "I"
version. And she's gonna come by work again today, so I can help her
find some more music she can dance to at work... For the record, I set
her up with Crazy Town, and Queen's Greatest Hits. She was very clear
that she didn't give a fuck what the crowd thought about the tunes, they
wouldn't be listening anyways... So, I have some free lapdances coming
my way, if I ever make it over there ;-)
Jeez, I need a girlfriend, right?
m^5