This Shit Is Bananas...B-A-N-A-N-A-S...
So getting enrolled in the classes was pretty easy yesterday. Much to my (pleasant) surprise :) Now I'm just confused as to what the hell to do. Do I log on at a certain time each day and have an online class each day? Or do I just do the reading and do my little discussion things by then end of the week. I emailed one of my teachers and she has yet to respond, so once again: WHAT THE FUCK? Ugh. And I can't get behind cuz I need to get A's in both of my classes...let's talk about immense PRESSURE. But right now I'm pretty calm. This Thursday, May 19th...STAR WARS: EPISODE 3 - REVENGE OF THE SITH!!!!!!! If anyone was questioning just how much of a dork I really am, haha. I'm so excited about that movie. It's one of the few things I'm looking forward to.
I forgot about something Reno told me when I hung out with him Saturday night. After telling me he met Oprah, he goes "OH YEAH! I met Gwen Stefani too!" And I, of course, love Gwen, so I say "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" And he's like "I did." So of course I have to say again "(while smacking the table in disbelief) SHUT THE FUCK UP!" And Reno says "I swear to God." So I'm like OMG! HOW? WHY? And wtf was she doing in Denver? Reno tells me she was at Colorado University and he was there for a party or something. He was walking with one of his friends and they see her. I was like "OMG! Who was she with?" Reno says some of her friends or people or something. I say "OMG! HER HARAJUKU GIRLS?!" And he says yeah. So I'm like "OMG, just Gwen Stefani & her Harajuku girls are randomly standing there?!" And Reno's like "well no, duh, her like publicist or somebody was there too." I asked him if he talked to her and he said "Yeah, I shook her hand. She's so beautiful in person." I asked him what he said, and he said "Are these your Karajuku girls?" Me: "Karajuku?" Reno: "Yeah, I always pronounce it wrong. But she was so nice, she didn't correct me. She just smiled and said 'yeah.' Then it got kinda awkward cuz I was just standing there staring at her." So I'm sitting here, like OMG! Oprah AND The Stefani!!! I'm so jealous! Not to downplay the amazing moment that was meeting Amerie, but he met/saw 2 famous people, one of them being OPRAH! After he finished the story he goes "Naw, I didn't really meet her. I made it all up." I almost punched him lol. I was like "But you swore to God!" And moved back like he was gonna get struck by lightning. He goes "Yeah, but God knew I was joking." LOL...awww, I miss him :( But speaking of Gwen, she's gonna be on Ellen at 3pm today :-D. I hope she does "Hollaback Girl"...which I would just like to mention, I've been talking about since December, and everyone else (ahem, Reno) was like "This shit is bananas? Why is she talking about what her shit is comprised of?" But now everybody likes the song, so whatev. I liked it first :-P Oh yeah, Wanda Sykes is gonna be on Ellen today too. I LOVE HER! She's soooo funny. She's the only reason I wanna see "Monster-In-Law" lol. Well Jane Fonda's cool I guess, and Michael Vartan is soooo cute, but J-Lo? No sir. Wow...I'm so bored. In the words of Bim: Stab me in the eye, wake me up inside. - I still don't really understand what that means lol. I gotta go out clubbin soon or I'm gonna explode! Who's in?? :) Oh, I've been forgetting my signature sign-off, dammit! <3 Love Ya! <3
**Oh yes...on the Charlotte nightclub site - www.lazyday.com - there are some pictures of a certain someone who went to our high school. Geoff and Jessica H. are the only people who read this, lol, so this will maybe mean something to Jessica haha. Jessica, please let me know if you want a link to these pictures, it's "Skittles" if you remember who that is! HAHAHAHAHAHAA. It's PRO-Comedy.
***A random Wanda Sykes joke to end with: "I know why kids like Michael Jackson. Because he's funny-looking! Kids like stuff that looks weird. Like Teletubbies! They look weird as hell, but kids love them. If I saw a Teletubbie in my front yard, I'd beat it to death..."
I forgot about something Reno told me when I hung out with him Saturday night. After telling me he met Oprah, he goes "OH YEAH! I met Gwen Stefani too!" And I, of course, love Gwen, so I say "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" And he's like "I did." So of course I have to say again "(while smacking the table in disbelief) SHUT THE FUCK UP!" And Reno says "I swear to God." So I'm like OMG! HOW? WHY? And wtf was she doing in Denver? Reno tells me she was at Colorado University and he was there for a party or something. He was walking with one of his friends and they see her. I was like "OMG! Who was she with?" Reno says some of her friends or people or something. I say "OMG! HER HARAJUKU GIRLS?!" And he says yeah. So I'm like "OMG, just Gwen Stefani & her Harajuku girls are randomly standing there?!" And Reno's like "well no, duh, her like publicist or somebody was there too." I asked him if he talked to her and he said "Yeah, I shook her hand. She's so beautiful in person." I asked him what he said, and he said "Are these your Karajuku girls?" Me: "Karajuku?" Reno: "Yeah, I always pronounce it wrong. But she was so nice, she didn't correct me. She just smiled and said 'yeah.' Then it got kinda awkward cuz I was just standing there staring at her." So I'm sitting here, like OMG! Oprah AND The Stefani!!! I'm so jealous! Not to downplay the amazing moment that was meeting Amerie, but he met/saw 2 famous people, one of them being OPRAH! After he finished the story he goes "Naw, I didn't really meet her. I made it all up." I almost punched him lol. I was like "But you swore to God!" And moved back like he was gonna get struck by lightning. He goes "Yeah, but God knew I was joking." LOL...awww, I miss him :( But speaking of Gwen, she's gonna be on Ellen at 3pm today :-D. I hope she does "Hollaback Girl"...which I would just like to mention, I've been talking about since December, and everyone else (ahem, Reno) was like "This shit is bananas? Why is she talking about what her shit is comprised of?" But now everybody likes the song, so whatev. I liked it first :-P Oh yeah, Wanda Sykes is gonna be on Ellen today too. I LOVE HER! She's soooo funny. She's the only reason I wanna see "Monster-In-Law" lol. Well Jane Fonda's cool I guess, and Michael Vartan is soooo cute, but J-Lo? No sir. Wow...I'm so bored. In the words of Bim: Stab me in the eye, wake me up inside. - I still don't really understand what that means lol. I gotta go out clubbin soon or I'm gonna explode! Who's in?? :) Oh, I've been forgetting my signature sign-off, dammit! <3 Love Ya! <3
**Oh yes...on the Charlotte nightclub site - www.lazyday.com - there are some pictures of a certain someone who went to our high school. Geoff and Jessica H. are the only people who read this, lol, so this will maybe mean something to Jessica haha. Jessica, please let me know if you want a link to these pictures, it's "Skittles" if you remember who that is! HAHAHAHAHAHAA. It's PRO-Comedy.
***A random Wanda Sykes joke to end with: "I know why kids like Michael Jackson. Because he's funny-looking! Kids like stuff that looks weird. Like Teletubbies! They look weird as hell, but kids love them. If I saw a Teletubbie in my front yard, I'd beat it to death..."