japanese food sucks.
today i went out for some japanese food. the food was pretty damn good. but i learned a lot about myself in that restaurant. first of all, my gigantic hands werent made for chopsticks. second i need to think before i speak. i was just about to leave this restaurant when this lady said to me "you know they make training chopsticks". this didnt piss me off at all. i probably looked like the stupidest person in the world when i was trying to eat with those dumbass little asian sticks. but then she recomended that next time i use them and i said "no next time i think ill get a fork" then she said in a really creapy voice "lucky bastard" so i was pretty damn confused and as i was thinking about that statement i realized that i was halfway through saying "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY" then about to the "C" in FUCK i realized that she didnt say "lucky bastard" she said "thatll be faster" so by now everone in this restaurant is looking at me and i feel pretty stupid. and my fortune cookie says. "true words of wisdom will help you through the day" well my words of wisdom sure as hell werent "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY"