MWA-HA-HA!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, grimdango (-5000 points). In March I put money in alanna82's expired parking meter (14 points). In April I gave vertigoxd a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Saturday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5949 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
mthrshadow