Vampires! Dragons! Spaceships! And Sad Clowns!
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Happy the vampire clown targeted his space raider's lasers on the feline shape of his evil twin Skippy's ship.
Through the mental bond they shared, Happy told Skippy, "You broke my heart!"
Skippy responded, "Had I known the unicorn's spell would ... "
"Enough!" screamed Happy, and fired.
The laser beam shot out ... and glanced off the hide of an enormous space dragon. Happy saw himself and Skippy astride the dragon, free in space.
"Wait! We are you from the future! Lay down your weapons! Embrace your brother vampire clown!"
Happy considered. Then he pressed "Self Destruct," binding them all in death.