{slightly paraphrased}
the_lintking: Do you remember how to play D&D?
mtfierce: Yep. It's in my DNA. In fact, I don't even have DNA. I have DND. Deoxyribonucleic... dungeons.
the_lintking: Whereas most strands have four proteins, you have 4 hit dice.
mtfierce: Hey, look, they found the chemical compound where I level! (Bet you they'll lock me up in a 10x10 room to study me.)
[on another topic]
the_lintking: I could never recognize the individual turtles.
mtfierce: [singing mockingly] "Alvin, Simon... Michelangelo!"
the_lintking: [haughtily] I am able to find distinct differences between chipmunks and turtles.
mtfierce: [still singing] "Doot, doot, deet-deet-da-deet. Doot-doot, TURTLE POWER!"