Adventure Time!

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So the guy was a university student in the Adventure Tourism program (yes, Leo, with a nice build) who got drunk off his face at a toga party, then apparently fell ON his face at some point during the evening (explaining the contusions to his chin and forehead) and made his way home by methods unknown until he stumbled in through the unlocked back door and passed out for the night. It will remain a beer-fogged mystery why he chose the couch instead of the then-unoccupied bed he shucked his clothes beside, but he actually lives another block down the street at a house number which is an anagram of mine, which is a likely enough explanation for how he ended up here instead of there in the first place.

PS. Reeds acquired and cultivated, bookcases now under mass production. \o/