[ bored like the plank ]

[mt_midoriama]

[ there are times when bree considers setting limbs or hair aflame just to have something to look at for a few minutes. SURPRISE THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.

Gokudera and Uri might be somewhere around here. Maybe.

But mostly, Midori. Hilarity ensues. ]

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[danse_magique]

[If you're Midori, whatever hilarity may be ensuing, Kanna's probably laughing, but looking at you like you're fucking -nuts-. She's used to this kind of thing; she gives a lot of people that look.

If you're not, Kanna's got a particularly lethal-looking binder with lots and lots of printouts in it. Yeow.

Crosstagging is encouraged!]

[mt_midoriama]

[ I decided to give Kanna laughing gas Midori's pulling one of her wa-wa-wacky stunts. you know the kind. with the excessive tossing around of her body and something decidedly pointless and moronic happening as a result.

in this case, it just so happens that she's chasing pigeons at the park with a plastic lightsaber.

call the mental institution y/n? ]

[danse_magique]

[N, BUT ONLY BECAUSE IT'S HYSTERICAL. ]

Midori, what did the pigeons ever do to you?

[mt_midoriama]

They ate my crackers, Kanna! The crackers I had imported from KOREA! That was a week's pay, I'll have you know!

[danse_magique]

Is that really a reason to traumatize them?

[Even though it's REALLY funny.]

[mt_midoriama]

If they were beautiful and graceful doves, or ducks, or swans, no.

But they're pigeons. rats with wings. The ones that deface your car with their feces.

Terrorizing them with plastic star wars equipment seems just.

[danse_magique]

[Rolling of the eyes goes here.]

'course.

[mt_midoriama]

[ she stops chasing them for a moment ]

Also, I have to say, it does make me happy to swing a plastic lightsaber at them.

[danse_magique]

I figured it was more that than the other.

[mt_midoriama]

B-but I really wouldn't have chased them if they hadn't eaten my crackers! It wasn't until I began my revenge that I realized how fun it was.

[danse_magique]

You're not the first person to chase pigeons for revenge, I think.

[mt_midoriama]

Of course not! Pigeons are mean, but for some reason, no one realizes this.

they're like nature's assholes.

[danse_magique]

And here I thought it was the platypus.

[mt_midoriama]

... b-but I thought platypi were like, awesome.

Maybe I don't know as much about nature as I thought I did.

[danse_magique]

Hey. If I looked like a platypus, I think I might be pissed.

[mt_midoriama]

Evolution was unkind to the platypus, that much I'll say.