THE LOOOOooooooOOOOoooooNGEST UPDATE EVER!

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HECTOR'S THE BIGGEST DORK THAT'S EVER LIVED AND MY MOM'S CRAZY... READ!!! i promise it'll be well worth your time, ok, probably not... but you WILL LOVE THIS and be handsomely rewarded for reading the WHOLE thing... and if you don't thoroughly enjoy yourself, i'll reimburse you in jelly beans... (note to self: buy LOTS of jelly beans)

i haven't updated this thing too much other than to post pictures of the baby and stuff... so here goes... a REAL update... because i know that you guys are JUST DYING to know what's going on in "The Wonderful World of Sarah"

Subject One: Sarah needs to get her ass a J.O.B. (i'm not sure where i'm going with this subject nonsense, but we'll see...)

• the past week has been weird... i've been in a very strange mood lately... i suppose that it's probably due to the fact that i'm going completely stir-crazy being home all the time...I NEED A JOB... BAD!!!  not only cause we NEED the money but because i need to get out of the house...  i feel sooooooooooooooooooooo bad every time i think about leaving the baby EVERYDAY, but i have to do it and i know it...i pretty much have a job at applebee's, but i don't want it, yeah, i'm not really in any position to be picky at the moment, but yeah, it's just not cool, it's super out of the way and i don't like the manager there, even my sister, who's worked for a different applebee's for over a year, told me that  the manager at the one i'd be working for has the MOST AWFUL reputation and is a chauvinistic asshole who only hires guys... i was there the other day in the morning and there was ONLY ONE GIRL in the whole place, besides me and other than customers and the ONE girl was not a "girly-girl" to say the very least and still be P.C... period... ONE... so i think not... i did everything i have to do to start working for the school district, but alas it's summer and they have no need for me at the moment... SOOooo it looks like i'm going to have to revert to Plan C which is the olive garden at the moment... unless of course something more fun comes up...
   IF ANYONE HAS ANY SUGGESTIONS OR KNOWS ABOUT A PLACE THAT'S HIRING THAT DOESN'T SUCK ASS... LET ME KNOW!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!  (haha, just as i typed that the song i'm listening to - Head Automatica, Young Hollywood - just said those EXACT lyrics... anywho...)
  

Subject Two: That boy I live with

• HECTOR LOCKED THE KEYS IN MY CAR YESTERDAY!!! we had stuff to do yesterday morning so we were out, and when we were done with all of our SUPER-important business i was going to drop hector off at work... we decided to have lunch first cause we were both starving... so we finish our delicious meal and go out to the car and do that whole "Do you have they keys?" "I don't have them" "Are you sure, look again" thing before we realized that there they were, still stuck in the ignition, EXACTLY where they WEREN'T supposed to be... before i continue, let me let you in on a secret... MY MOM"S CRAZY... so we called her to come bring us the spare key pretty pretty please... and TWO HOURS later she showed up with them... what took so long? nothing, she's just crazy...  it was ok though, at least we weren't outside or anything, we hung out where we were, i made a "why you're a jerk" list for hector as well as a "why i'm still sooooooo very crazy about you" list... anywho...
  

• we're good... GREAT even... we got into a "fight" the other day and it ended up turning into one of our "state-of the-union" addresses/conversations (we have them every 3 or 4 moths or so) about everything that's been going on with us lately, and about anything and everything that the other person felt they needed to ask about or resolve... no holds barred, everything out in the open, no judging, just to get it ALL out there... AND i feel sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better about "us"... i think we both needed it, to just get all the stupid shit out of the way and off both of our chests and just get to what really matters... that i'm crazy in love with the boy (he's the BEST friend i've ever had) and that he loves me and that we're happy...  anywho, try it sometime, with your significant other... it's amazing how good you feel after you just let everything else go...
  

Subject Three: Baby-Gabey

• he's doing great... i know i've said it before, but he's SUCH a good baby, a little spoiled, he only sleeps well if you're holding him or right there, but still, he's just sooooooooooo freaking happy... and he smiles now which is awesome because it's so very reaffirning to know that you're doing a good job and that he's happy to see you..
  
• still not sleeping through the night, which sucks for me because he wakes up every couple of hours and i never get really good sleep (which i DESPERATELY NEED!!!) so i'm ALWAYS tired, which means, as much as i intend to do stuff during the day (clean the apartment, laundry, make dinner, and what not) i get very little done because i'm just too tired to do it and then i feel bad for not being productive...
  
• he's getting FAT... it's kinda funny, he was doing just fine but in the last week i swear he's gotten HUGE, and LONG too, but still, he was able to hold his head up just fine last week, but now with the SECOND chin, he's having trouble doing it... haha... my chunky-monkey...
  
  
• he "walks" all funny... we hold him and off he goes... one little foot after the other, it looks SO funny...
  
• the baby went to his first bar the other day... yeah, you heard me... a baby in a bar BUT  before anyone calls CPS, we went to the H.O.R.R bar during the day on monday for a private little b.b.q. thing, only the "cool kids" and close friends and stuff and took the baby with is... i think he enjoyed himself... it was cute
  

Subject Four: Miscellaneous Nonsense

• i fell out of a car
  
• i keep getting hives and i don't know why
  
• lilith let me in on a little secret the other day... it made me think...
  
• i love my baby
  
• we're moving THIS weekend
  
• i LOVE my paul frank purse but i never use it and i don't know why...
  
• i need to buy more make-up... purple eyeshadow and really kick-ass mascara...
  
• we put the air conditioner in our bedroom and it rocks... i wake up cold even...
  
• i REALLY should mail off the money-order for the electric bill already...
  
• new phone and no more t-mobile in less than 13 days... woo-hoo...
  
• for saby: i hate the STUPID STUPID girls at the h.o.r.r. bar with their tapered pants and striped shirts and bows in their hair too
  
• i saw a PREGNANT girl i "kinda" know cheating on her boyfriend the other night... and i've been friends with her boyfriend since high school... should i tell him? i don't know...
  
• i now know how to make gif animations... it makes me happy...
  
• girls are Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid... well most of them anyway... i had just recently started "hanging out" with a couple of girls (i usually stay far far away because, like i said, most of them are stupid, or just plain old fucking crazy) and the few that i had been spending time with TOTALLY let me down...
  
• i was looking for "something" that i was gonna write here, something funny, something witty, something clever, and i couldn't think of the word and i knew i hAD SEEN IT SOMEWHERE, and instead i just ended up reminiscing about "the past" courtesy of "The Debauchery Chronicles"... (i was "LOOKING FOR SOMETHING I SWEAR HECTOR") not bad... but uggggghhhh... boys can be so very stupid and naive sometimes... AND dumb... did i mention dumb?
  
• i think it's funny that if "the kids" ask us yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeears from now how "mommy and daddy" met, hector will probably say: "well, mommy filled out my girlfriend application online"... which isn't ENTIRELY untrue, but i had already hung out with him before that... the boy was MINE from the first moment i saw him... seriously... knew the boy, worked with him, had already kinda hung out with him before i knew we worked together, and then Date One: i knew that he was worth "further investigation", Date Two: realized that i could REALLY be friends with the guy, and so on a so forth until one day i woke up and just HAD to have him there.. the end...
  

well, it's past my bedtime (that boy i live with is already asleep and the baby's gonna wake up for his first "late-night feeding" in about 45 minutes...

thank you for reading this...
 if anyone did...
 like i said...
your reward is waiting... call 1-800-WANT-CNA...    after all of that looking... i FINALLY found it...

love you guys...
i'm gonna go and try to wake that boy up... i'm in despeate need of some cuddling...
NITEY-NITE!!!