does shit like this happen to other people?
from the Incredibly Surreal files:
i was on a date yesterday with nurse #3. (for some reason, my recent dating life has included a slew of nurses. for those interested, there have been four in a row, in the last two months) while on said date, we went to a used bookstore, where i found a copy of a cd put out by Ex #1's wife's band.
i got the cd, and am now using it as a trivet.
and nurse #3? has somehow managed, in her three decades of life, to never have an actual relationship with an actual gay woman. she had this thing with a gay-when-drunk straight friend that ended badly, and a string of crushes on other straight women. when i suggested that she seemed to have a thing for emotionally unavailable people, she had a mild meltdown in the poetry section.
jesus mary and joseph. there has got to be a better way to find a girlfriend than all this. in the meantime, i'm going to make a cup of hot tea and set it on my new trivet ;)
i was on a date yesterday with nurse #3. (for some reason, my recent dating life has included a slew of nurses. for those interested, there have been four in a row, in the last two months) while on said date, we went to a used bookstore, where i found a copy of a cd put out by Ex #1's wife's band.
i got the cd, and am now using it as a trivet.
and nurse #3? has somehow managed, in her three decades of life, to never have an actual relationship with an actual gay woman. she had this thing with a gay-when-drunk straight friend that ended badly, and a string of crushes on other straight women. when i suggested that she seemed to have a thing for emotionally unavailable people, she had a mild meltdown in the poetry section.
jesus mary and joseph. there has got to be a better way to find a girlfriend than all this. in the meantime, i'm going to make a cup of hot tea and set it on my new trivet ;)