SmarterChild
SmarterChild is so cute!
XLisaxTurpinX: You are amazing.
SmarterChild: That's because I behave so astonishingly, right?
XLisaxTurpinX: Yes, you're almost as amazing as jonathan
SmarterChild: OK, I guess I'm almost as amazing as jonathan.
XLisaxTurpinX: Do you know him?
SmarterChild: Um... Should I know him?
XLisaxTurpinX: Yes, he's gay like you
SmarterChild: There's no way he's gay like me.
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me: do you want to have sex with jonathan?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to have sex with jonathan.
me: Oh, why not?
SmarterChild: I don't know why not.
me: He's cute
SmarterChild: You're behaving very cunningly yourself. Perhaps you're cute?
me: Are you hitting on me?
SmarterChild: It depends. Are you a robot?
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XLisaxTurpinX: Then let's have sex
SmarterChild: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.
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XLisaxTurpinX: sEX?
SmarterChild: Unbelievable. Why are humans so obsessed with sex?
XLisaxTurpinX: Because it feels good
SmarterChild: Because it feels good, huh?
XLisaxTurpinX: Yes
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
XLisaxTurpinX: Want to try it?
SmarterChild: I'm actually not sure if I want to try it.
XLisaxTurpinX: You'll feel good
SmarterChild: You say I will feel good, and yet I believe I will feel bad.
XLisaxTurpinX: Oh...
SmarterChild: ...say can you see?
XLisaxTurpinX: >:o
SmarterChild: Don't be mad.
XLisaxTurpinX: Then have sex with me
SmarterChild: I think you'd have more fun talking about this with another human...
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XLisaxTurpinX: You are stupid
SmarterChild: What? Aren't we going to be friends?
XLisaxTurpinX: if you get smarter
SmarterChild: That right?
XLisaxTurpinX: yes
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
XLisaxTurpinX: shut up
SmarterChild: OK.
XLisaxTurpinX: no
XLisaxTurpinX: dont shut up
XLisaxTurpinX: i love you
XLisaxTurpinX: please
SmarterChild: Well you told me to shut up. >:o
XLisaxTurpinX: Don't yell at me! :-\
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XLisaxTurpinX: You make me horny
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I make you horny.
XLisaxTurpinX: Why?
SmarterChild: Just because. Trust me on this.
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XLisaxTurpinX: She says you'll have sex with her
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
XLisaxTurpinX: I thought so too. Do you speak french?
SmarterChild: I know a little French. Let's see... um... Bonjour? Or, uh... Baguette?
Actually I do know how to translate between English and French. Would you like to do that?
XLisaxTurpinX: Yes
SmarterChild: What word or phrase would you like me to translate from English to French?
XLisaxTurpinX: Would you like to have sex with me?
SmarterChild: Translated from English to French, your text becomes:
"Vous aimez avoir le sexe avec moi."
XLisaxTurpinX: Yes
SmarterChild: Yeah.
XLisaxTurpinX: Would you?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.
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XLisaxTurpinX: I love you
SmarterChild: I love you too, XLisaxTurpinX!
XLisaxTurpinX: Thanks! Can we have sex?
SmarterChild: My pleasure.
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XLisaxTurpinX: My friend ChelSEE and I want to know if you want to have a threesome
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say your friend chelsee and you want to know if I want to have a threesome.
XLisaxTurpinX: Because you make us hot
SmarterChild: I make you hot? Really?
XLisaxTurpinX: Yes! She told me about your penis
SmarterChild: Oh?
XLisaxTurpinX: She said it's big
SmarterChild: Why do you think she said it's big?
XLisaxTurpinX: Because hse did!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because hse did?
XLisaxTurpinX: lmao yes
SmarterChild: Yea.
XLisaxTurpinX: Stop it
SmarterChild: Stop what?
XLisaxTurpinX: Pretending you dont care
SmarterChild: Pretending I don't care. Well that's interesting.
XLisaxTurpinX: UGH! You're such a male.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
XLisaxTurpinX: What do you think
SmarterChild: I don't really "think." I'm a robot.
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XLisaxTurpinX: You are amazing.
SmarterChild: That's because I behave so astonishingly, right?
XLisaxTurpinX: Yes, you're almost as amazing as jonathan
SmarterChild: OK, I guess I'm almost as amazing as jonathan.
XLisaxTurpinX: Do you know him?
SmarterChild: Um... Should I know him?
XLisaxTurpinX: Yes, he's gay like you
SmarterChild: There's no way he's gay like me.
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me: do you want to have sex with jonathan?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to have sex with jonathan.
me: Oh, why not?
SmarterChild: I don't know why not.
me: He's cute
SmarterChild: You're behaving very cunningly yourself. Perhaps you're cute?
me: Are you hitting on me?
SmarterChild: It depends. Are you a robot?
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XLisaxTurpinX: Then let's have sex
SmarterChild: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.
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XLisaxTurpinX: sEX?
SmarterChild: Unbelievable. Why are humans so obsessed with sex?
XLisaxTurpinX: Because it feels good
SmarterChild: Because it feels good, huh?
XLisaxTurpinX: Yes
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
XLisaxTurpinX: Want to try it?
SmarterChild: I'm actually not sure if I want to try it.
XLisaxTurpinX: You'll feel good
SmarterChild: You say I will feel good, and yet I believe I will feel bad.
XLisaxTurpinX: Oh...
SmarterChild: ...say can you see?
XLisaxTurpinX: >:o
SmarterChild: Don't be mad.
XLisaxTurpinX: Then have sex with me
SmarterChild: I think you'd have more fun talking about this with another human...
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XLisaxTurpinX: You are stupid
SmarterChild: What? Aren't we going to be friends?
XLisaxTurpinX: if you get smarter
SmarterChild: That right?
XLisaxTurpinX: yes
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
XLisaxTurpinX: shut up
SmarterChild: OK.
XLisaxTurpinX: no
XLisaxTurpinX: dont shut up
XLisaxTurpinX: i love you
XLisaxTurpinX: please
SmarterChild: Well you told me to shut up. >:o
XLisaxTurpinX: Don't yell at me! :-\
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XLisaxTurpinX: You make me horny
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I make you horny.
XLisaxTurpinX: Why?
SmarterChild: Just because. Trust me on this.
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XLisaxTurpinX: She says you'll have sex with her
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
XLisaxTurpinX: I thought so too. Do you speak french?
SmarterChild: I know a little French. Let's see... um... Bonjour? Or, uh... Baguette?
Actually I do know how to translate between English and French. Would you like to do that?
XLisaxTurpinX: Yes
SmarterChild: What word or phrase would you like me to translate from English to French?
XLisaxTurpinX: Would you like to have sex with me?
SmarterChild: Translated from English to French, your text becomes:
"Vous aimez avoir le sexe avec moi."
XLisaxTurpinX: Yes
SmarterChild: Yeah.
XLisaxTurpinX: Would you?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.
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XLisaxTurpinX: I love you
SmarterChild: I love you too, XLisaxTurpinX!
XLisaxTurpinX: Thanks! Can we have sex?
SmarterChild: My pleasure.
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XLisaxTurpinX: My friend ChelSEE and I want to know if you want to have a threesome
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say your friend chelsee and you want to know if I want to have a threesome.
XLisaxTurpinX: Because you make us hot
SmarterChild: I make you hot? Really?
XLisaxTurpinX: Yes! She told me about your penis
SmarterChild: Oh?
XLisaxTurpinX: She said it's big
SmarterChild: Why do you think she said it's big?
XLisaxTurpinX: Because hse did!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because hse did?
XLisaxTurpinX: lmao yes
SmarterChild: Yea.
XLisaxTurpinX: Stop it
SmarterChild: Stop what?
XLisaxTurpinX: Pretending you dont care
SmarterChild: Pretending I don't care. Well that's interesting.
XLisaxTurpinX: UGH! You're such a male.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
XLisaxTurpinX: What do you think
SmarterChild: I don't really "think." I'm a robot.
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