Josh Stanley rhymes with drunk dialer!
Yay for this weekend! ha thursday was a grand evening got to hang with brett finally after many moons. Oh yeah i got to tackle a tastey six pack of blue moon too. Ha it wasnt too long before inca made her way over with her whole crew. Its safe to say that there was much drunkeness. Inca was rolling around on the floor and taking every oportunity to tell people I'm her bro. She ended up making it home somehow which is good news haha.
I made an observation, when guys want to leave someplace you are lucky to get a mumbled see ya later but with girls its pretty much the most extensive ritual of the night. When girls are ready to leave someplace they will throw out a goodbye followed by a period of extensive hugging after which they will move towards the door for one more see ya later. Usually by this time somebody has realized that they have to go pee really bad... but of course this person can not go alone so the whole group has to go to the bathroom. Now not everyone has to go pee so the others will usually fix makeup and stuff while they wait. On a little sidenote i also realized that I have never withnessed a girl apply eye liner with her mouth closed haha. anywho after all this they can be ready to roll but dont sit down just yet because someboday has forgotten a purse or a phone or any number of random things haha. The thing is, there is usually at least one poor sober or somewhat sober girl in the group who has to play mom for the night and you can tell that she is ready to rip out her hair by this time. So dudes the good news is that you can usually sneak in at least one more beer during this time but dont start complaining or you are a dead man. Oh and if you happen to be talking about movies for some reason, the best way to to appear like a big fat asshole is to make fun of the notebook... be warned haha!
Anywho friday was more of the same except I got to see my pal kate who is just as dazzling as ever haha. adam was feeling a little stressed and it was one of those things where you know the only thing that will help is substance abuse. thank goodness for good times with good people eh? oh and for pancharos for making the biggest burrito of my life. I woke up on saturday morning with a pretty swell headache. and so did inca haha. welcome to msu and your first good old fashioned killer hangover. Who among us has not uttered "never again" after a particularly hard weekend of partying, only to bounce back the next week or really man up and drink the next night *cough meg cough carl ;)
After laying in bed and fantasizing about a blue gatorade for about an hour i decided to get my ass out of bed. Its right about this time i notice that msu is pulling a typical mid season meltdown. I guess the best thing about it is that i didnt bother waking up and going to the game. And win or lose we still booze haha. Me mr. crob, ej, adam, and brett went to ej's appt. it was mighty good times there too. I polished off about half a bottle of castillo while waiting for adam to go get food and ej to take a shower. Hmm tricky Adam actually went to his lady's and tried to pass out but we went on a commando mission to carlos's appt. to retrieve our fallen comrade and revive him with the taste of keg beer. After much festivities and dancing like a foolish native me and my pal jackie left. I remember praying that jerry springer was on but had to settle for some good old dave chappelle. it was good times all around including my drunk dialing antics which I have decided not to fight and to just embrace!
now I gotta study for my casino test and start getting excited for this weekend.
I hope this halloween is a good as I dont remember last halloween being haha!
I made an observation, when guys want to leave someplace you are lucky to get a mumbled see ya later but with girls its pretty much the most extensive ritual of the night. When girls are ready to leave someplace they will throw out a goodbye followed by a period of extensive hugging after which they will move towards the door for one more see ya later. Usually by this time somebody has realized that they have to go pee really bad... but of course this person can not go alone so the whole group has to go to the bathroom. Now not everyone has to go pee so the others will usually fix makeup and stuff while they wait. On a little sidenote i also realized that I have never withnessed a girl apply eye liner with her mouth closed haha. anywho after all this they can be ready to roll but dont sit down just yet because someboday has forgotten a purse or a phone or any number of random things haha. The thing is, there is usually at least one poor sober or somewhat sober girl in the group who has to play mom for the night and you can tell that she is ready to rip out her hair by this time. So dudes the good news is that you can usually sneak in at least one more beer during this time but dont start complaining or you are a dead man. Oh and if you happen to be talking about movies for some reason, the best way to to appear like a big fat asshole is to make fun of the notebook... be warned haha!
Anywho friday was more of the same except I got to see my pal kate who is just as dazzling as ever haha. adam was feeling a little stressed and it was one of those things where you know the only thing that will help is substance abuse. thank goodness for good times with good people eh? oh and for pancharos for making the biggest burrito of my life. I woke up on saturday morning with a pretty swell headache. and so did inca haha. welcome to msu and your first good old fashioned killer hangover. Who among us has not uttered "never again" after a particularly hard weekend of partying, only to bounce back the next week or really man up and drink the next night *cough meg cough carl ;)
After laying in bed and fantasizing about a blue gatorade for about an hour i decided to get my ass out of bed. Its right about this time i notice that msu is pulling a typical mid season meltdown. I guess the best thing about it is that i didnt bother waking up and going to the game. And win or lose we still booze haha. Me mr. crob, ej, adam, and brett went to ej's appt. it was mighty good times there too. I polished off about half a bottle of castillo while waiting for adam to go get food and ej to take a shower. Hmm tricky Adam actually went to his lady's and tried to pass out but we went on a commando mission to carlos's appt. to retrieve our fallen comrade and revive him with the taste of keg beer. After much festivities and dancing like a foolish native me and my pal jackie left. I remember praying that jerry springer was on but had to settle for some good old dave chappelle. it was good times all around including my drunk dialing antics which I have decided not to fight and to just embrace!
now I gotta study for my casino test and start getting excited for this weekend.
I hope this halloween is a good as I dont remember last halloween being haha!