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Finally i think that the open house season is over! at least it is over for me. Basically saturday my cousin brett made the journey over to buckley for my sisters open house and to hang out with me. Saturday i was planning on workign really late cause i was supposed to be on a double but i ended up actually getting out of work pretty early like at 7pm. I headed home and got a quick shower, then i called scotty who was playing with brett while i was at work. Isabel volunteered to dd too! We headed over to my pals girlfreind's open house and got to work on the keg. Dont worry, i came equipped. i brought the legendary parrot cup! Well we basically got really drunk off of cheap keg beer and played some horse shoes. Even trusty old russ made an appearence, I was pretty thrilled that russ didnt ralph all over my house this time.
Anyway eventually as you might expect a bon fire got started but not without the aid of some gasoline and some lawn furniture. Before long scotty got the brilliant idea to go ahead and jump over the fire. Scotty is a young buck mind you and made it over pretty easy, uncle timmy, not so much "uncle timmy" (loveable local alcholic) is kind of a fan favorite because of his dedication and commitment to consuming massive amounts of miller. anywho he decided to jump over it too. He made it, but BARELY haha he didnt spill of drop of his miller high life though so all's well that ends well i suppose. Meanwhile brett and i were attempting to phone face-off people, ya know when you both call them and see who they pick up for. things went as you might expect and before too long brett pulled an adam and passed out on the hammock. Thank goodness for isabel she made sure that our drunk asses made it home, thanks Is ;) anywho i woke up feeling kinda shitty cause of the all the tastey keg beer that the parrot cup had to dominate the previous evening.
How crummy is it to set up chairs and tables and haul coolers and kegs and basically be a human pack mule? Open houses are way too much like family holidays for me. All the girls stress out about the food while the guys watch tv and wait to be forced into moving shit. Then everyone gets sassy and stressed out while my grandma gets drunk and says stuff like "i dont know i just live here!". how magical huh. the best plan is to sleep as long as you can and then volunteer to go someplace like the store or something and take EXTRA long.
Oh yea me and scotty and brett had to set up a tether ball thingy in my yard cause that is what inca wanted at her party. me and scotty had to use some frickin power tools to drill the metal pole for the rope. That was hoss becuase power tools are rugged. ya after all that work nobody hardly played and i ended up going hardcore and hitting the ball so hard that it broke the thing... flawless victory! The best part of the the tether ball was the fact that anyone could walk around and be like "hey summer wanna play me", haha i guess it wasnt that bad. Inca scored a sweet smoke machine too, how amazing would it be to have the smoke machine in your door way and come running out with the final countdown playing in the background. the mack brew cattered the thing so it was pretty sweet food i guess. oh yeah another thing i dont like about these things is how you see people and teachers that i had in highschool and they always want to know how college is going and if i had fun and blah blah...
Hey salty came over and played tunes all day too. that was pretty cool. The frickin pistons immediatly pissed me off and that is when i decided to self medicate by getting drunk. Dont worry I stole the entire jar of gin and lemonade haha i am so crafty! "yea dad i'm taking it back to my work shop to fix it" wink wink... even though gin tastes like pine needle ass water it didnt take long before everybody was pretty sauced up, including my grandma haha. Me and a couple peeps used frank but scotty couldnt cause he had to work and brett had to leave early cause he had to work too :( oh well we got my auntie to use frank! haha what a natural! many rolling rocks and molsons later... for some reason, and im gonna need you to just picture this, my dad talked salty into getting on our roof with his amp to strum some tunes, safety issues be damned haha. my dad was so adamanent about salt getting up there he was ready to get the ladder. but thankfully salt just went through inca's window. After a few playings of Fred Bear and Free Bird my mom must have eventually got a bit paranoid about it and made him get down so that none of neighbors who live like a half mile away would call the cops? Its hard to think of anything that bands a bunch of intoxicated people together quite like a rooftop concert featuring free bird haha. wow the fact that somebody got on our roof because my dad demanded it just underlines the level of drunkeness that was present. Im pretty much mortified to watch the video of all this so maybe it will just end up getting "lost"... anywho it was good times with good people! but i still wish my pals from the hub could have come... miss you guys. later all
Anyway eventually as you might expect a bon fire got started but not without the aid of some gasoline and some lawn furniture. Before long scotty got the brilliant idea to go ahead and jump over the fire. Scotty is a young buck mind you and made it over pretty easy, uncle timmy, not so much "uncle timmy" (loveable local alcholic) is kind of a fan favorite because of his dedication and commitment to consuming massive amounts of miller. anywho he decided to jump over it too. He made it, but BARELY haha he didnt spill of drop of his miller high life though so all's well that ends well i suppose. Meanwhile brett and i were attempting to phone face-off people, ya know when you both call them and see who they pick up for. things went as you might expect and before too long brett pulled an adam and passed out on the hammock. Thank goodness for isabel she made sure that our drunk asses made it home, thanks Is ;) anywho i woke up feeling kinda shitty cause of the all the tastey keg beer that the parrot cup had to dominate the previous evening.
How crummy is it to set up chairs and tables and haul coolers and kegs and basically be a human pack mule? Open houses are way too much like family holidays for me. All the girls stress out about the food while the guys watch tv and wait to be forced into moving shit. Then everyone gets sassy and stressed out while my grandma gets drunk and says stuff like "i dont know i just live here!". how magical huh. the best plan is to sleep as long as you can and then volunteer to go someplace like the store or something and take EXTRA long.
Oh yea me and scotty and brett had to set up a tether ball thingy in my yard cause that is what inca wanted at her party. me and scotty had to use some frickin power tools to drill the metal pole for the rope. That was hoss becuase power tools are rugged. ya after all that work nobody hardly played and i ended up going hardcore and hitting the ball so hard that it broke the thing... flawless victory! The best part of the the tether ball was the fact that anyone could walk around and be like "hey summer wanna play me", haha i guess it wasnt that bad. Inca scored a sweet smoke machine too, how amazing would it be to have the smoke machine in your door way and come running out with the final countdown playing in the background. the mack brew cattered the thing so it was pretty sweet food i guess. oh yeah another thing i dont like about these things is how you see people and teachers that i had in highschool and they always want to know how college is going and if i had fun and blah blah...
Hey salty came over and played tunes all day too. that was pretty cool. The frickin pistons immediatly pissed me off and that is when i decided to self medicate by getting drunk. Dont worry I stole the entire jar of gin and lemonade haha i am so crafty! "yea dad i'm taking it back to my work shop to fix it" wink wink... even though gin tastes like pine needle ass water it didnt take long before everybody was pretty sauced up, including my grandma haha. Me and a couple peeps used frank but scotty couldnt cause he had to work and brett had to leave early cause he had to work too :( oh well we got my auntie to use frank! haha what a natural! many rolling rocks and molsons later... for some reason, and im gonna need you to just picture this, my dad talked salty into getting on our roof with his amp to strum some tunes, safety issues be damned haha. my dad was so adamanent about salt getting up there he was ready to get the ladder. but thankfully salt just went through inca's window. After a few playings of Fred Bear and Free Bird my mom must have eventually got a bit paranoid about it and made him get down so that none of neighbors who live like a half mile away would call the cops? Its hard to think of anything that bands a bunch of intoxicated people together quite like a rooftop concert featuring free bird haha. wow the fact that somebody got on our roof because my dad demanded it just underlines the level of drunkeness that was present. Im pretty much mortified to watch the video of all this so maybe it will just end up getting "lost"... anywho it was good times with good people! but i still wish my pals from the hub could have come... miss you guys. later all