Loan
So this friend of mine and his wife were trying to figure out their finances. She looks at him and says "I'm going to have to go out in the street to make ends meet for us."
He replies "Not without me coming along for security."
So they go down to a busy city street as darkness falls with her dressed really slutty and sure enough a car comes along with some old pervert about 5 minutes later. She walks over to the car and talks to the guy for about 2 minutes and comes back asking "He wants to know how much?" He hubby replies "$100 hundred for 1 hour."
She comes back after talking to the man again and says "He says he only has $60." Her hubby replies "100 or no deal."
She walks back to the car and asks the man what exactely he has. The guy whips out a Dick that hangs down to his knees. She walks back over to the husband after staring for a minute and says with starry eyes "Darling-May I PLEASEEEEEE borrow 40 bucks?"
+Wolf+ ;0)~
He replies "Not without me coming along for security."
So they go down to a busy city street as darkness falls with her dressed really slutty and sure enough a car comes along with some old pervert about 5 minutes later. She walks over to the car and talks to the guy for about 2 minutes and comes back asking "He wants to know how much?" He hubby replies "$100 hundred for 1 hour."
She comes back after talking to the man again and says "He says he only has $60." Her hubby replies "100 or no deal."
She walks back to the car and asks the man what exactely he has. The guy whips out a Dick that hangs down to his knees. She walks back over to the husband after staring for a minute and says with starry eyes "Darling-May I PLEASEEEEEE borrow 40 bucks?"
+Wolf+ ;0)~