Letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I bought porn for versatilefash (10 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In May I helped fletterbye across the street (6 points). In July I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In February I pushed freakyarcher in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been nice (727 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
miss_tori_jones
or maybe this one
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I set freakyarcher's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Wednesday I pulled over and changed lescarpolette's flat tire (15 points). Last Sunday I put gum in ladyasenath's hair (-12 points). In April I gave fletterbye a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-144 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
miss_tori_jones