Okay...I'll play
Ivan wants us to play a game. The game goes like this. You
do a google search with your name followed by the word "needs" and see
what you get. Okay, got it? So you type in the google
search bar "[your name} needs" Don't forget the
quotes. Then see what happens. Here's my results.
1. Tonya needs to get a life. How rude!
2. A woman like Tonya needs to be reminded what a sexual being she is. Isn't this a dangling participle? Gee..now that I think, maybe they're right if I'm focused this much on diagramming this sentence.
3. Tonya needs to help out a little more. Hold on now, I'm already helping a little more. Okay...so mostly little and less more.
4. Tonya needs to trust Andree, and when she does, they will go far. I hope Andree is french for Randy, otherwise, there's going to be trouble.
5. Tonya needs a little more spark, she is a bit conservative. Yes, I'm conservative, but I don't think the world can handle any more of my "spark"
6. Tonya needs an outlet for her anger. YES I DO! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, PUNK!!!
7. Tonya needs her (bleep) kicked again Oh paleeze. Everybody knows that I am always the "KICK-ER" and not the "KICK-EE"
8. Tonya needs a Splackavellie I sure do. My last one was ruined when I mixed my colors and whites in the wash.
9. I don't think Tonya needs to go that low. True. I don't need to...but I WANT to.
Yet another pointless quiz to suck away 30 minutes of my life. Somebody needs to start a 12-step program for this.
1. Tonya needs to get a life. How rude!
2. A woman like Tonya needs to be reminded what a sexual being she is. Isn't this a dangling participle? Gee..now that I think, maybe they're right if I'm focused this much on diagramming this sentence.
3. Tonya needs to help out a little more. Hold on now, I'm already helping a little more. Okay...so mostly little and less more.
4. Tonya needs to trust Andree, and when she does, they will go far. I hope Andree is french for Randy, otherwise, there's going to be trouble.
5. Tonya needs a little more spark, she is a bit conservative. Yes, I'm conservative, but I don't think the world can handle any more of my "spark"
6. Tonya needs an outlet for her anger. YES I DO! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, PUNK!!!
7. Tonya needs her (bleep) kicked again Oh paleeze. Everybody knows that I am always the "KICK-ER" and not the "KICK-EE"
8. Tonya needs a Splackavellie I sure do. My last one was ruined when I mixed my colors and whites in the wash.
9. I don't think Tonya needs to go that low. True. I don't need to...but I WANT to.
Yet another pointless quiz to suck away 30 minutes of my life. Somebody needs to start a 12-step program for this.