Sep 03, 2005 02:30
so uh. i just had the shittiest day ever.
it was made better by johnson and miranda and her awesome little 5 year old brother that sometimes talks with a country accent at random, though.
so uh. went home 2 bells early from school yesterday. i was all sick and shit. took a 4 hour nap. woke up at like 630. couldnt sleep til like 1.
got up at 7am today. took a darvocet.
to counteract that, drank tonnnnnssss of coffee.
was jittery.
and peeing a lot.
Shitty thing #1:
then, while going to an assembly, Mr. Samis comes up to me, and this is the basic conversation
Samis: where were you for the first five days of my class?
Me: i transferred to Walters.
Samis: yes, but that was the 6th day. where were you the first five days?
Me: i transferred to Walters.
Samis: yes, but where were you for my class?
Me: i wasn't there.
Samis: but where were you?
Me: i transferred to Walters.
Samis: i know, but that was the 6th day. where were you the first five days specifically?
Me: i wasn't there.
3 minutes later.
Samis: yes, but where you the first five days of my class?
Me: i transferred to Walters.
Samis: WHATEVER. i'm writing you up for cutting class.
Me: i dare you. -walks away.-
so that was shitty thing #1. i'm getting ISS.
i don't think i can hold still that long. to sit in a room quietly and everything. ADHD, motherfuckers.
Shitty thing #2:
i dumped heidi. she wasn't thrilled.
Shitty thing #3:
i was outside at lunch and caroline decides it's time i give her a piggy back ride without my consent, and as she's jumping on me and swinging her arms around my neck (with her hands in fists apparently), she ends up punching me, and my lip's all bleeding.
shit.
ow.
punched her in the kidney and upper intestines.
Shitty thing #4:
as i was about to go in school early after this lunchtime incident, seeing as how i needed to piss, go to my locker, and get up to the 5th floor in 4 minutes if i didn't go in early, moose was trying to open a sprite can.
as he's doing this, someone bumps into him, and it explodes all over my legs and feet.
nice. sticky. feet. for. gym.
so i proceeded to punch him. and smack him "upside the head".
christian seemed amused.
Shitty thing #5:
the bell starts ringing in the middle of this. so i didn't have my books for:
Shitty thing #6:
History. or.
Shitty thing #7:
Geometry.
Shitty thing #8:
and i still had to pee.
Shitty thing #9:
i had gym. in general.
Shitty thing #10:
i got on the bus after school and Kaldi's, and there were no seats. had to stand and hold on to a pole for a bit.
Old Guy: you don't have a place to sit?
Me: nope.
Old Guy: how about right here! -points to crotch with both hands and winks-.
Me: i'd prefer not to. thank you.
Old Guy: -still pointing at crotch a couple minutes later-.
2 random other old guys moved apart and gave me a seat so mr. dude guy wouldn't bug me. motherfucker.
End Shitty things.
hung out with johnson and had a very long talk with him at Sitwells. :)
good stuff.
made me feel better.