Baddger, badger, badger BORED badger badger
I was both boring and bored. I called everyone and it being saturday night and all they were either a) not at home or b) even more boring than I am. All is not lost though because I discovered The Secret (TM VEVERLY) The secret is to drink a bottle of wine. A whole bottem of the cheapest wine you can imagine (Passion Pop $4.50) and then things seem much better and the world takes on a nice rosy glow. For some reason, I can't drink the nicer wines. Ms Fea for example spends copious amounts (a whole $11.00) and I can't drink the kind of shite tasting wine that she buys. It must be cheap, it must be nasty, it possible says something about ones morals? but no! surely not. There is a whole nother bottle to be had!.