You do not want me as an ex girlfriend.
I wake up over the flu and feeling wonderful and throughly in the mood to play. Fea is off having two sprained ankles, Jade is probably giving her girlfriend oral sex and Scott is in Ottawa. I have no one to play with!.
I am in luck! ex boyfriend online! huzzah. Let the fun begin.
(You should do your best never to become my exboyfriend. If you do, I would suggest you not act like a shit because you will feel bad about it forever while I will thrive and drop in occasionally to torment you.)
Frank: Ford Did The Right Thing, However They Are Still Gay says:
oh okay. Anyway, I don't know why it would bother me, maybe Rhys is more trusting of a person than what I am.
Ms Shan says:
Hey! I never cheated ;)
Frank: Ford Did The Right Thing, However They Are Still Gay says:
no... you didn't. But thanks for reminding me
Ms Shan says:
I was kidding!
Ms Shan says:
I did cheat on you ! all the time! Incessantly! ahem.
Ms Shan says:
Stil kidding. Don't mind me I'm having a mood
(He never thought that I was funny even when I actually was. He thought that I was hideously deformed because I didn't like The Simpons.)
Ms Shan says:
Heloooooo!
Ms Shan says:
Frunk, I was kidding! it was years ago! we can joke about it now.
Frank: Ford Did The Right Thing, However They Are Still Gay says:
I don't need to be reminded of it
Ms Shan says:
Why? it doesn't matter. It was three years ago! who cares.
Ms Shan says:
You're with Hayley now, it was for the greater good!
Ms Shan says:
I don't care! it doesn't bother me one bit.
Ms Shan says:
So, I don't know why it would bother you. You shouldn't feel bad about it. You were a kid, I was a kid. We didn't know what we were doing!
Frank: Ford Did The Right Thing, However They Are Still Gay says:
well it bothers me.
Ms Shan says:
Oh okay. Well there's no point feeling bad about it for all eternity. It happened! we've both move don, we're fine. You're in love with Hayley and I'm mad about Rhys. We're better!
(We always fall into a pattern. He tries to make me comfort him about cheating and I'm willing to play along to a point and then I think "nooooooo!" and become amused because I am a bad person.)
Ms Shan says:
I mean, there are worst things than cheating on your girlfriend. You could be a child molester! you could be part of the axis of evil!
Ms Shan says:
You could be a grown man with an express desire to sleep with young boys! (oh, wait I already covered that with child molester nevermind)
Ms Shan says:
Screwing up when you're 20 years old is not a big deal. Besides, it's not really a signficant screw up.
Frank: Ford Did The Right Thing, However They Are Still Gay says:
yeah, but i still don't want to joke about it
Ms Shan says:
Well, you don't have to but nothing is going to rain on my parade!
(Because you cheated on me three years ago when we were both babies and you are silly enough to let that give me the upper hand. Because I really don't care and you do.)
Ms Shan says:
Don't worry about having cheated, worry bout if you hadn't. If you hadn't we might still be together.
Ms Shan says:
!!!
(That is truly horrifying)
Frank: Ford Did The Right Thing, However They Are Still Gay says:
who knows
Ms Shan says:
Exactly! and we're both happy now so maybe it was all meant to be like this.
Frank: Ford Did The Right Thing, However They Are Still Gay says:
maybe. I'm happy for you though.
Ms Shan says:
Thanks! I'm happy for me too.
(I am smug and annoying.I'd be happy for him too if he would just cheer the fuck up. Really! the whole time I've known him he's been miserable. Even before we were together -just so we're clear - I did not do that to him -. Miserable! miserable joy sucking downer man)
Frank: Ford Did The Right Thing, However They Are Still Gay says:
obviously
Ms Shan says:
Well, if you really feel bad you should spend the rest of your life telling me how wonderful I am at every opportunity to make up for it!
(smug and egotistical)
Ms Shan says:
that would be a great atonement.
Ms Shan says:
You could write me a letter every week! "Dear Shannon, your beauty is surpassed only by your great wit and contributions to humanity"
Frank: Ford Did The Right Thing, However They Are Still Gay says:
wit?? ha
Ms Shan says:
Now, now Frunk.. We both know that I have great wit especially when compard to SOME!
Ms Shan says:
I notice that you wisely did not dispute my beauty. Good choice!
Frank: Ford Did The Right Thing, However They Are Still Gay says:
why would I? you're still hot
Ms Shan says:
Even hotter than when were sleeping together. That should be your big regret that you miss out on all this hotness!
(all this hotness contained in my pj's and ugh boots. Oh yes. )
Frank: Ford Did The Right Thing, However They Are Still Gay says:
Hey, you aren't the only one who's gotten hotter
Frank: Ford Did The Right Thing, However They Are Still Gay says:
I have a body now
Ms Shan says:
Oh really. You should take pictures and send them.
Ms Shan says:
Also, send me a picture of your penis.
Frank: Ford Did The Right Thing, However They Are Still Gay says:
I have a few, can't really tell by the photo's though
Frank: Ford Did The Right Thing, However They Are Still Gay says:
sorry, none of my penis though
(dammit, he's gotten smarter)