I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
Me: “and now I feel sad and lonely.”
Dad: “Perhaps you could try rope splicing. That always cheers me right up”
I’ve always had masochistic tendencies but there’s something about spending my holiday being told that I am: annoying, too polite, selfish, ridiculous, rude, pushy, crazy, hyperactive, creepy, hypocritical, dressing like a whore, boring, neurotic and needing to get laid that’s cured me of them.
I need a new hobby.
Dad: “Perhaps you could try rope splicing. That always cheers me right up”
I’ve always had masochistic tendencies but there’s something about spending my holiday being told that I am: annoying, too polite, selfish, ridiculous, rude, pushy, crazy, hyperactive, creepy, hypocritical, dressing like a whore, boring, neurotic and needing to get laid that’s cured me of them.
I need a new hobby.