Today's To-Do List
- Write Evil Grandma a Thank-You note *before* cashing birthday check that she only wrote so she'd have an excuse to call me up and ask if being bald made me feel sick
- generate some juicy internet drama
- drop lots of hints that my birthday's coming right up
- Get small bills for cash box for tonight's party
- Shop for mousetraps for Sunday's predicament bondage presentation
- Buy more cat litter
- Maybe do some laundry since the basket is full
- Paint toenails
- gas up car
- Hit Body Shop and get my membership card renewed for free since it's my freakin birthday month and they said they waive the annual $10 membership fee on your birthday month.
- Give Wilbur some baby aspirin in peanut butter
- Check under squash leaves for surprise squash
- Look in glove compartment for documentation on when the exhaust system was replaced and see if the muffler might still be under warranty
- pay water and electric with my scads of money I don't need for anything else
- think more about what I can bring to a BBQ on Monday where I won't get to eat much cuz I'm going to dinner directly after
- Put together a more thorough supplies list for Sunday's thingy
- Meet with Ms Vylette to go through notes for the presentation since she's helping
- host party
- teach a blind person how to do needle play on her dominant partner, cuz it's his birthday and he asked
- not play Hammerfest, even a few levels
- generate some juicy internet drama
- drop lots of hints that my birthday's coming right up
- Get small bills for cash box for tonight's party
- Shop for mousetraps for Sunday's predicament bondage presentation
- Buy more cat litter
- Maybe do some laundry since the basket is full
- Paint toenails
- gas up car
- Hit Body Shop and get my membership card renewed for free since it's my freakin birthday month and they said they waive the annual $10 membership fee on your birthday month.
- Give Wilbur some baby aspirin in peanut butter
- Check under squash leaves for surprise squash
- Look in glove compartment for documentation on when the exhaust system was replaced and see if the muffler might still be under warranty
- pay water and electric with my scads of money I don't need for anything else
- think more about what I can bring to a BBQ on Monday where I won't get to eat much cuz I'm going to dinner directly after
- Put together a more thorough supplies list for Sunday's thingy
- Meet with Ms Vylette to go through notes for the presentation since she's helping
- host party
- teach a blind person how to do needle play on her dominant partner, cuz it's his birthday and he asked
- not play Hammerfest, even a few levels