Post-aFuKalyptic!

May 23, 2011 13:26

Post-aFuKalyptic - Rapture, Debt Ceiling... We're on Greased Skids to HELL!

Friday June 3, 2011 9pm-2am. $10 with your www.DenverSanctuary.com or www.sexpositiveculture.org/boulder card, $15 without it

Location: The RACK Room. Contact Ms Saskia at pavloviadenver@gmail.com with your first name and phone number to get the address

Dress code: Whatever you can scrounge from the bodies of your former friends, neighbors and coworkers

Guest-hosted by The Inimitable Tenshin Kangae with the creative and helpful assistance of Karma67.

The Rapture has hit and the world has gone to hell. Band together to make a RACK-friendly Bartertown before Lord Humongous comes and steals your gas*! That's right, post-Apocalyptic kink is the theme of the month, and we're celebrating the world being over!

The way I see it, we get enough of us together and we'll be able to scare off any wasteland mauraders with a vengeance. Either that, or they'll come back looking for more, in which case we can make them one of our own, but only if they have a cool scene name.

With your admission, you'll get a handful of tokens that you can exchange for things like food, water, gas and play stations. Prices will be totally ad hoc, and up for well, bartering. I suspect we can wrangle up a wrestling match or two and we can even bet our tokens on the outcome. Perhaps with a little gentle begging we can get Sozz to play the role of Auntie Entity, and we can have ourselves a little Thunderdome action. Two pervs enter, one perv leaves! Talk about a new meaning for a cage fight, eh?

Costume prizes to be offered to the person with the most skimpy post-Apocalyptic “outfit”, and for the most inventive costume. This isn't just a ploy to convince people to be (nearly) nude, I mean cloth is legitimately hard to find after the mills break down... Really. And shoes! Some people *kill* for those!

Bring lanterns, flashlights and other light-emitting devices. In these uncertain times, we can't guarantee the power grid will hold. We're currently training hamsters to run the generator so we'll at least have music.

(* not actual gasoline, don't ask and you won't find out what kind of gas, but they used it in Batertown)

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