Some Pig!
At Hula FuK tonight, I'm going to do a pig roast. It'll be on a live human and she's really regretting her joking suggestion that her costume for the event be a roast pig. I have a pig tail butt plug, a pig snout, and I'm seriously considering getting a can of sliced pineapple from the grocery store sometime today. I could swear I remember seeing fresh banana leaves at a nearby Asian market, too. Might have to drop by to see if I was imagining things.
I learned a new fire trick last night. I'll be using it on my piggy. She's balking at the sound effects I told her are an integral part of a pig costume, but found new motivation to comply when I told her about some of the ways I was thinking of ensuring compliance.