They should hire me. I don't lie per se, but I've made up some amazing stories when it's just been for sheer entertainment value. I give myself major bonus points when I can fool my dad or my sister.
1) Professional improvisation liar. 2) Pre-school teacher. 3) The writer/voiceover artist for pretty much any show on Animal Planet. 4) Stand up comedian. 5) Author, of damn near any stripe. Although I feel autobiography, creative writing, or comedy would fit particularly well. 6) Professor of feminist studies.
That's what I've got right now. Check back for further additions!
according to some people, would be diametrically opposed to 4)
Someday it'd be swell to be able to sit and write for hours and hours and send something to a publisher and then go sit and write some more while I wait for a big fat check and then send some more off to a publisher, repeat. Part of the problem is not having an attention span. The other part is that I don't know where to begin and end any story I have to tell.
If I have time tomorrow I'll have to write up the one I told you earlier today about the highly unusual yet pleasant client.
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Currently I have 6 of them:
1) Professional improvisation liar.
2) Pre-school teacher.
3) The writer/voiceover artist for pretty much any show on Animal Planet.
4) Stand up comedian.
5) Author, of damn near any stripe. Although I feel autobiography, creative writing, or comedy would fit particularly well.
6) Professor of feminist studies.
That's what I've got right now. Check back for further additions!
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Someday it'd be swell to be able to sit and write for hours and hours and send something to a publisher and then go sit and write some more while I wait for a big fat check and then send some more off to a publisher, repeat. Part of the problem is not having an attention span. The other part is that I don't know where to begin and end any story I have to tell.
If I have time tomorrow I'll have to write up the one I told you earlier today about the highly unusual yet pleasant client.
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PLEASE write up the client. It was HI-larious.
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