Way back when

May 23, 2007 14:22

You stole my lighter
You've eaten all my munchies
Put that damned bong down

haiku

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gomeza May 24 2007, 19:32:29 UTC
Reminds me of an old Louis Armstrong / Cab Calloway tune "You Rascal You".

By the way, you ever heard of "figging"? It involves fresh ginger...

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Have I heard of figging? Ha! mssaskia May 24 2007, 21:03:06 UTC
Got disappointing results with my test subjects. It was pretty anticlimactic. They said it was a little tingly but really didn't push the edge of their tolerance at all.

I froze straws full of water with ginger juice in it, unmolded them and used them as a urethral sound. Just got a shrug out of that one. I also froze urethral ice sounds with tobasco sauce in them. Got another shrug when they went down, but when the water melted out and trickled down onto freshly-shaved skin, the results were enlarged pupils and a breathy "Hm, that's really warm".

We tried ice sounds made out of pure Guinness. Didn't freeze that well, so they were pretty abrasive and broke easily, but the test subject for that appreciated the effort and the sacrifice of a good beer.

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Re: Have I heard of figging? Ha! gomeza May 25 2007, 03:43:36 UTC
Wow. Using carved fresh and moist ginger root and no lube?
(lube isolates the hot stuff, and ginger root moistened with water is
fairly slippery)

I gather from reading that there are ways to make it not work, but
since I've never done it, I don't know much about it.

It's supposed to be hotter than Ben Gay on a butt plug!

Or maybe you just play with deep bottoms. :)

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Re: Have I heard of figging? Ha! mssaskia May 25 2007, 04:08:13 UTC
I carved the fresh, peeled ginger root myself. No lube. Nice bullet shape. Left it in there plenty long. One person was a deep bottom, one was fairly new. Maybe I need to go get ginger root from the produce section at an Asian market instead of Safeway.

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Re: Have I heard of figging? Ha! gomeza May 25 2007, 13:36:14 UTC
Or maybe the whole thing is bunko, or maybe whatever it is in Ginger that is supposed to do the trick varies widely from hand to hand, or... meh, I blame cell phones!

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