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i have to put in my quotes from this year so i won't forget them in case my dorm is set on fire and the book doesn't survive
*I let my dick lead me on that one
Zach (playing trivial persuit, ? was which first lady had good sholders but was homly)
*We are playing the friendship game you fag
Zach
*He is not a bf (beef) he is ham
Dan on my ex
*There is nothing you can learn at colege that you can't learn from a manic depressive hobo named crackers
my away message
*When i lock the door at night, the tights come on
brandon
* I bet you if jesus came down from heaven with soar caves and was like "marissa my angel, my calves are soar will you rub the" you would
zach
*Your going to gain the freshmen 115, but don't worry cause i will still be your friend and i will start a charity to pay for your liposuction
Zach on my eating habits
*Me: i came into my room and dan was sitting on my bed
Liz: was he nude?
*Note on Jared's door
Jared
My heart panged for you this weekend which cruelly elongated itself to my despair. And even though it was sunny, it was a down pour without you near me
Secret admirar
*Do you smell that? It smells like granny in here. Granny Prudee McPrudester
Zach
*Paying thousands of dollars to get in water fights and lock liz in the bathroom. I <3 college
My away message
*Me: I gave him my lucky charms
Liz: dirty
* Jaret: What are you doing (talking to me poking my head out the door to distract him)
Me: Bait
(liz comes out screaming from behind me and water flies)
*Call me wacko the bitch!
Brandon (drunk)
*Pudding
Brandon (Trivial persuit)
* She thinks i have a guge dic... wait that didnt' come out right... she thinks i know a lot of words as in diction"
Dexter (about 3 days later came up with the word he was looking for... vocabulary)
*Why would you want to be inside doing homework? it is saturday, there are things to be humped"
Dex
*I'm fucking accurate. I'm like a sniper
Drunk dan (while trowing taco bell wrappers at jared's head)
*Cause i'm fucking banana's, kiss my shit, kiss my shit
Brandon
* Cause i'm a recessive bitch, cause i have attached earlobes. That's fucking genetics.
Drunk brandon
*We are on the same wavelength (wave motion with arm) we are on the crest (elbow) and now we are on the troft (wrist)
Zach
*But we have a huge amplitude cause we are fucking awesome
Dan
*Dan: you can't measure the frequency of our friendship
Brandon: yes you can it is 8.53 killometers
*If i hear anymore free style i am going to kick you in the balls
Dan to brandon
thats all for now folks.. another fun update coming soon :-p
*I let my dick lead me on that one
Zach (playing trivial persuit, ? was which first lady had good sholders but was homly)
*We are playing the friendship game you fag
Zach
*He is not a bf (beef) he is ham
Dan on my ex
*There is nothing you can learn at colege that you can't learn from a manic depressive hobo named crackers
my away message
*When i lock the door at night, the tights come on
brandon
* I bet you if jesus came down from heaven with soar caves and was like "marissa my angel, my calves are soar will you rub the" you would
zach
*Your going to gain the freshmen 115, but don't worry cause i will still be your friend and i will start a charity to pay for your liposuction
Zach on my eating habits
*Me: i came into my room and dan was sitting on my bed
Liz: was he nude?
*Note on Jared's door
Jared
My heart panged for you this weekend which cruelly elongated itself to my despair. And even though it was sunny, it was a down pour without you near me
Secret admirar
*Do you smell that? It smells like granny in here. Granny Prudee McPrudester
Zach
*Paying thousands of dollars to get in water fights and lock liz in the bathroom. I <3 college
My away message
*Me: I gave him my lucky charms
Liz: dirty
* Jaret: What are you doing (talking to me poking my head out the door to distract him)
Me: Bait
(liz comes out screaming from behind me and water flies)
*Call me wacko the bitch!
Brandon (drunk)
*Pudding
Brandon (Trivial persuit)
* She thinks i have a guge dic... wait that didnt' come out right... she thinks i know a lot of words as in diction"
Dexter (about 3 days later came up with the word he was looking for... vocabulary)
*Why would you want to be inside doing homework? it is saturday, there are things to be humped"
Dex
*I'm fucking accurate. I'm like a sniper
Drunk dan (while trowing taco bell wrappers at jared's head)
*Cause i'm fucking banana's, kiss my shit, kiss my shit
Brandon
* Cause i'm a recessive bitch, cause i have attached earlobes. That's fucking genetics.
Drunk brandon
*We are on the same wavelength (wave motion with arm) we are on the crest (elbow) and now we are on the troft (wrist)
Zach
*But we have a huge amplitude cause we are fucking awesome
Dan
*Dan: you can't measure the frequency of our friendship
Brandon: yes you can it is 8.53 killometers
*If i hear anymore free style i am going to kick you in the balls
Dan to brandon
thats all for now folks.. another fun update coming soon :-p