Just had to share this...
I had what I considered to be a fairly interesting "horoscope" in a local paper this week - the column is called Free Will Astrology, and I always find it pretty amusing, but this one was particularly good.
"Pisces: Life is stark at the U.S. Navy base in Guantanamo Bay, even for the people who aren't imprisoned there. Newsday reports that there are 23 men for every woman among the 2,800 free Americans. Raccoon-sized rats are fixtures in the local wildlife. The border between the base and the rest of Cuba is littered with underground mines. In recent months, however, a few luxuries have begun to arrive. There's now a Starbucks, Pizza Hut, and miniature golf course. I don't want to make light of the situation, but I do want these new developments to serve as a metaphor for you. What's the most desolate, forbidding area of your psyche? Build the equivalent of a miniature gold course there."
Inspiring and sadly hilarious - what a package. =-p
This rare LJ update brought to you by the fact that I woke up too early this morning and couldn't get back to sleep. =)
And now, to clock in to work.
"Pisces: Life is stark at the U.S. Navy base in Guantanamo Bay, even for the people who aren't imprisoned there. Newsday reports that there are 23 men for every woman among the 2,800 free Americans. Raccoon-sized rats are fixtures in the local wildlife. The border between the base and the rest of Cuba is littered with underground mines. In recent months, however, a few luxuries have begun to arrive. There's now a Starbucks, Pizza Hut, and miniature golf course. I don't want to make light of the situation, but I do want these new developments to serve as a metaphor for you. What's the most desolate, forbidding area of your psyche? Build the equivalent of a miniature gold course there."
Inspiring and sadly hilarious - what a package. =-p
This rare LJ update brought to you by the fact that I woke up too early this morning and couldn't get back to sleep. =)
And now, to clock in to work.