Real entry to follow soonish
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I gave cuthulu a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, highheelslofi (-5000 points). In July I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for karalita (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5626 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
msphina