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My mother just said "ooo....pinecones are SWEET!"
None of my friends are on this net thing. And for once I have plenty of time to chit chat. You bunch of fuckers.
THERE ARE CARAMEL APPLES IN THE VENDO! And I'm sitting here staring at the Hot Pockets version of a chicken pot pie. It smells good but Hot Pockets trick you into thinking they taste good when they don't. So I'm sorta scared of it.
It's a good thing when you've been with someone for two years and you can still come up with creative ways to have sex.
My heating pad has a short in it. I hope it doesn't catch me on fire. I have sniffles.
I get to leave early tonight. I'm looking forward to the long drive after work. It seems my brain will only function if I'm driving.
I think it's fun to just open my head and type. The chicken pot pie Hot Pocket was mediocre at best which was about 10 times better than what I anticipated. I need a fresh Pepsi...the one I have is warm and flat. I hate that. I will die of my Pepsi consumption. I think I should win something from them for being such a dedicated asshole. Maybe they'll pay for all the digestive damage I'm doing and my caffeine addiction. I'd quit smoking before I'd quit drinking Pepsi.
ok...I have to go vomit from all the junk I just ate in the last half hour. I've lost my mind.
None of my friends are on this net thing. And for once I have plenty of time to chit chat. You bunch of fuckers.
THERE ARE CARAMEL APPLES IN THE VENDO! And I'm sitting here staring at the Hot Pockets version of a chicken pot pie. It smells good but Hot Pockets trick you into thinking they taste good when they don't. So I'm sorta scared of it.
It's a good thing when you've been with someone for two years and you can still come up with creative ways to have sex.
My heating pad has a short in it. I hope it doesn't catch me on fire. I have sniffles.
I get to leave early tonight. I'm looking forward to the long drive after work. It seems my brain will only function if I'm driving.
I think it's fun to just open my head and type. The chicken pot pie Hot Pocket was mediocre at best which was about 10 times better than what I anticipated. I need a fresh Pepsi...the one I have is warm and flat. I hate that. I will die of my Pepsi consumption. I think I should win something from them for being such a dedicated asshole. Maybe they'll pay for all the digestive damage I'm doing and my caffeine addiction. I'd quit smoking before I'd quit drinking Pepsi.
ok...I have to go vomit from all the junk I just ate in the last half hour. I've lost my mind.