Dec 18, 2004 00:21
I am getting a cool present for christmas. I know I'm not supposed to know but I do. It's this book of crime scene photos...scrapbook of a homicide detective. I can't look at it yet though cause it's wrapped in celophane. I wanted to avoid mispelling that by using the word plastic but fuck it. I can't wait to look at it. I'm sort of obsessing about it.
Over the weekend I did shots. Wasn't drunk but I may have had a contact buzz with all the weeders around and I started thinking of how cool I would be if I were Rob Zombie. Damn. I'd be cool. Ha! And for some reason Sara decided to bust out some Metallica and she did the metal yelling saying "Doctors imprisoning me" and I busted up cause I thought she said "Donkeys imprisoning me" and it got all to visual and I was happy that Roseanna thought she said Donkeys too.
I have half a valium waiting for me at home. I'm off at 12:30am tonight but I have to take Jamie to work at 5am so I wonder if I should take it when I get home the first time or the second. Probably the first. I also have a muscle relaxer so maybe I do a combo and take a hot bath and RELAX.
Old woman hand (thanks goo! I laughed) is doing much better. Can do almost everything I used to with it, if ya know what I mean. I got really good at wiping my ass left handed, though. I even bowled lefty although not very well.
uh, what else...I'm outta here in a minute but I just wanted to update. I ate too much broccoli at our holiday food fest at work and I'm making my co workers very sorry.
I went to the reservation yesterday and they have a bunch of caged rescued animals. They have a couple of foxes, some great horned owls, a screech owl, a barred owl, a cooper's hawk, a red tail, a mink, a groundhog, two deer, and a freaking bald eagle. We got there right at lunch time and there were dead baby ducks all over the cages. I didn't like that part so much. I like ducklings. The horned owls hissed at Jamie but not me and I thought that was funny shit. They reminded me of my bastard cat Vinny.
I want to choke my neighbor upstairs. She never sleeps, I mean I don't sleep until 7am usually either but I'm not up there scraping paint off of the walls at 4am. It makes my cats crazy and then they do bad things. She also does laundry all night and her dryer squeaks like hips in a nursing home. AND it's right below my bed. I might lose my mind. She's not getting a christmas card this year.
love, yo.