cockeye

Jun 17, 2005 17:23

at a club...

"Mirical, help I don't know what to do. This girl wants the cock but I gots no game!"

"How do you know she wants "the cock"?"

"Because she's giving me the cockeye!"

"What's a cockeye?"

"You know the enhhhhh" *elaborate demonstration of come hither looks*

"Ohhh"

"So what should I do?"

"I don't know."

"C'mon I gots no game what do I do?"

"I don't know. Do something. Talk to her, dance with her, smack her on the ass..."

*turns to his left to the girl dancing next to him and smacks her on the ass. Girl looks at him funny and dances over to another area.*

"Noooo Game!"
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