OH MY GOD GABBY THE DITCH!!!!!!! / HE HAS NO LEFT HAND
Ok so tonight Tim and I decide we are going to going out to the club...so we get ready in a flash and jump in the whip to head out for our night of fun....tell me why we almost die on the way there. I swear to fucking god, we was about 3 seconds away from meeting our maker, cause the next thing I know we is all over the road, and the car is tipping, and I'm thinking to myself OMG I AM ABOUT TO DIE....And to make it worse we where heading straight into a ditch...and then Tim yells out OH MY GOD GABBY THE DITCH....He is screaming and yelling and all I can do is slam on the breaks....we end up stoping about 2 inches for going over and into this BIG ASS ditch. I throw the car in park and I'm like omg where is my cell phone....NO I don't stop and ask Tim if he is ok, nevermind the fact that he has prolly shited or pissed his pants...I'm just freaked out cause my cell phone was on my lap and now its lost in the car somewhere. (LOL) OMG it was sooo funny I mean we was driving just fine and the next thing I know we are all over the road....and all because I was trying to adjust my seat, so that my foot could reach the petals better.....HOT MESS.
So we get to the club and there is not one cute person in sight. I mean the room is just filled with ugly mother fuckers...like that was the place where you hide all the ugly people until is halloween and you let them run free (LOL)....So I am dancing with Tim, not really giving two shits that the place don't got no hotties in it, but get this tell me why Tim was trying to get me to holla at this HOT MESS OF A GUY....I mean he was FUCKED up....I was like TIM NO...everytime that ugly ass guy came around, Tim would look at me like go and holla at him and I would yell out HELL NO!!...NEVEA DAT, FOR NAH NIGGA...THAT MOFO WAS BUSTED AND THEN SOME....so I keep dancing and what do I see, HE HAS NO LEFT HAND!!!!! I was like wait and took a second look to make sure that I was seeing what I thought I saw, and I sure enough was right, HIS LEFT HAND WAS GONE....I don't know where it was, how it got missing, or if he found it, but I sure enough wasn't trying to find out. So I go over to Tim and I am like look at him and tell me whats wrong....Tim looks and can't find anything, so I go HE HAS NO LEFT HAND!!! Tim looks, looks at me, and then looks back at the guy, and we run out the club rolling. (Leave it to Tim to try and get me to holla at a guy with no hand, talking about girl he's cute....MY ASS TIM!!! MY ASS!!)
But I would have to say that all in all it was a good night. I always have a good time when me and Tim go out....he will be my boy for life....LOVE YOU TIM ;)...even if you think one handed men are where its at...lol....
So we get to the club and there is not one cute person in sight. I mean the room is just filled with ugly mother fuckers...like that was the place where you hide all the ugly people until is halloween and you let them run free (LOL)....So I am dancing with Tim, not really giving two shits that the place don't got no hotties in it, but get this tell me why Tim was trying to get me to holla at this HOT MESS OF A GUY....I mean he was FUCKED up....I was like TIM NO...everytime that ugly ass guy came around, Tim would look at me like go and holla at him and I would yell out HELL NO!!...NEVEA DAT, FOR NAH NIGGA...THAT MOFO WAS BUSTED AND THEN SOME....so I keep dancing and what do I see, HE HAS NO LEFT HAND!!!!! I was like wait and took a second look to make sure that I was seeing what I thought I saw, and I sure enough was right, HIS LEFT HAND WAS GONE....I don't know where it was, how it got missing, or if he found it, but I sure enough wasn't trying to find out. So I go over to Tim and I am like look at him and tell me whats wrong....Tim looks and can't find anything, so I go HE HAS NO LEFT HAND!!! Tim looks, looks at me, and then looks back at the guy, and we run out the club rolling. (Leave it to Tim to try and get me to holla at a guy with no hand, talking about girl he's cute....MY ASS TIM!!! MY ASS!!)
But I would have to say that all in all it was a good night. I always have a good time when me and Tim go out....he will be my boy for life....LOVE YOU TIM ;)...even if you think one handed men are where its at...lol....