Get me offa this ride
Oh! I totally forgot this! Today, while I was making copies, one of my coworkers from downstairs actually started asking me about myself. The dialog went a little something like this:
Coworker: “So, do you drink?”
Me: “No.”
Coworker: *thinks* “Do you go out?”
Me: “No.”
Coworker: *thinks* “So...what do you do at nights?”
Me: “I stay home and get on the internet or read or manage my web site...shut up.”
Coworker: “No really...” *snickers* “So...do you have a boyfriend?”
Me: “No. I have enough problems.”
Coworker: *nods and leaves for a few minutes only to come back* “So...why don’t you go out?”
Me: “I just figure why bother.”
Coworker: “I think you should go out with us sometime. *smirk*”
Me: “I’m scared...”
Coworker: “Why are you scared?”
Me: “I’m scared of whatever influences you may want to try on me.”
Coworker: “Hey, I don’t do anything illegal...before 10.”
Me: “Right. I just figure, I don’t like to drink, and I don’t want a boyfriend so what’s the point in going to clubs?”
Coworker: “You don’t want a boyfriend?”
Me: “No.”
Coworker: *thinks* “...Do you want a girlfriend?”
Me: “...no way. I couldn’t ever do that. Women are crazy.”
Other coworker: “Ok, that’s enough. This is insane...”
Me: “I second that.” -.-
I need to get a shirt that says “Does not mix well with others” on it or something -.-’’’’’
You Are: 20% Dog, 80% Cat
You are are almost exactly like a cat. You're intelligent, independent, and set on getting your way. And there's no way you're going to fetch a paper for anyone!
Are You More Cat or Dog?
MM
PS: mmhhmmmm….Batman...#___#
Coworker: “So, do you drink?”
Me: “No.”
Coworker: *thinks* “Do you go out?”
Me: “No.”
Coworker: *thinks* “So...what do you do at nights?”
Me: “I stay home and get on the internet or read or manage my web site...shut up.”
Coworker: “No really...” *snickers* “So...do you have a boyfriend?”
Me: “No. I have enough problems.”
Coworker: *nods and leaves for a few minutes only to come back* “So...why don’t you go out?”
Me: “I just figure why bother.”
Coworker: “I think you should go out with us sometime. *smirk*”
Me: “I’m scared...”
Coworker: “Why are you scared?”
Me: “I’m scared of whatever influences you may want to try on me.”
Coworker: “Hey, I don’t do anything illegal...before 10.”
Me: “Right. I just figure, I don’t like to drink, and I don’t want a boyfriend so what’s the point in going to clubs?”
Coworker: “You don’t want a boyfriend?”
Me: “No.”
Coworker: *thinks* “...Do you want a girlfriend?”
Me: “...no way. I couldn’t ever do that. Women are crazy.”
Other coworker: “Ok, that’s enough. This is insane...”
Me: “I second that.” -.-
I need to get a shirt that says “Does not mix well with others” on it or something -.-’’’’’
You Are: 20% Dog, 80% Cat
You are are almost exactly like a cat. You're intelligent, independent, and set on getting your way. And there's no way you're going to fetch a paper for anyone!
Are You More Cat or Dog?
MM
PS: mmhhmmmm….Batman...#___#