yea i have time for this:
Check what you've never, and then add your own I never.
( ) i never have been drunk
(x) i never have smoked pot
( ) i never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) i never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) i never crashed a friend's car
(x) i never have been to japan
( ) i never rode in a taxi
(x) i never had anal sex
( ) i never have been in love
(x) i never had sex
(x) i never have had sex in public (Does oral count as sex?)
(x) i never have been dumped
(x) i never shoplifted
(x) i never have been fired
(x) i never have been in a fist fight
(x) i never had a threesome
(x) i never snuck out of my parent's house
(x) i never have been tied up (sexually)
(x) i never have been caught masturbating
(x) i never pissed on myself
(x) i never had sex with a member of the same sex
(x) i never have been arrested
(x) i never made out with a stranger
(x) i never stole something from my job
(x) i never celebrated new years in time square
(x) i never went on a blind date
( ) i never lied to a friend
( ) i never had a crush on a teacher
(x) i never celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(x) i never been to europe
( ) i never skipped school
(x) i never slept with a co-worker
(x) i never cut myself on purpose
(x) i never had sex at the office
(x) i never got married
(x) i never got divorced
(x) i never had children
( ) i never had sushi
(x) i never had sex on the first date
(x) I've never eaten pastrami
( ) ive never seen an episode of friends
(x) i've never been to california
(x) i've never seen the movie Dirty Dancing
now off to the bank and then to work.