i stopped a shoplifter today...woo hoo!

[msmiles662]

oh and i forgot something from yesterday. before the movie started john was talking on his phone to someone else trying to get them to come to the movie. and he was like "yea it's real big fish or something." and rinaldy was like "it's big FUCKING fish...get it right. not The Big Fish, just BIG FISH." lol.

and i had to buy jessica cigarettes again today. and this time i volunteered.

so about the stupid punk shoplifter. so i was alphabetizing the gospel section and i saw these two kids heading to the back. i noticed they had some headphones. no biggie. except there were all looking around as they walked to the back. so i followed them. and i saw the one guy opening the headphones. so i walked over:
me: excuse me what are you doing?
stupid punk: uh...just looking at the frequency on the back of this so i know whether or not i want to buy it
*thinking* you have to walk to the back of the store for that
me: why is it open?
stupid punk: uh...i dunno...but i'm going to buy it. i have twenty dollars!
me: okay...
so i keep my eye on them and alert everyone over the walkie talkies. so then they walk to the cash register.
stupid punk: yea uh the back of this is ripped can i have a discount?
cashier: i heard that you did that yourself
stupid punk: no i didnt!
cashier: well it's still $12.99
stupid punk: i have to go get money...i'll be back in 10 minutes...

what do you know? they never came back. hah!

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